Waddell versus Heras

[Ep]

If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go and a
fist fight broke out with Jason wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto
wearing lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon cleats on a 15% grade during a rain
storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he purchased at
the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

 

[Dave Hansen]

"EP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go and a
fist fight broke out with Jason
> wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing lighter Nike cycling
shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is taking
a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he purchased at
the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> win?

Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

 

[Ken Papai]

"EP" <.com...
> If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with
40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason
> wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing
lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in
mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated
vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Jason is twice the size of Heras.

 

[Warren]

In article <[email protected]>, Dave Hansen <[email protected]> wrote:

> "EP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to
> > go and a
> fist fight broke out with Jason
> > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing lighter Nike cycling
> shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is
> > taking
> a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he
> > purchased at
> the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> > win?
>
>
> Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

Sprinters are so clever.

 

[Tony Szurly]

Dave Hansen wrote:
>
> "EP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to
> > go and a
> fist fight broke out with Jason
> > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing lighter Nike cycling
> shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is
> > taking
> a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he
> > purchased at
> the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> > win?
>
> Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

 

[Kyle Legate]

On Wed, 8 Jan 2003, Ken Papai wrote:

> "EP" <.com...
> > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with
> 40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason
> > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing
> lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in
> mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated
> vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?
>
> Jason is twice the size of Heras.
>
Could you post the URL for the side-by-side photo, please.

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[Tom Kunich]

"Ken Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<xCXS9.608786$WL3.187022@rwcrnsc54>...
> "EP" <.com...
> > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with
> 40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason
> > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing
> lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in
> mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated
> vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?
>
> Jason is twice the size of Heras.

So is Connelly.

 

[Bob Schwartz]

Tony Szurly <[email protected]> wrote:

> Dave Hansen wrote:
>>
>> Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

> Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

TV wins because that would be such a bizarre clip that we'd get to see it over and over. Sort
of like when Theismann had his leg broken and we got to see it 500 times from every angle in
slow motion.

Bob Schwartz [email protected]

 

[Dave Hansen]

"Tony Szurly" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Dave Hansen wrote:
> >
> > "EP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go
and a
> > fist fight broke out with Jason
> > > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing lighter Nike cycling
> > shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is
taking
> > a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he purchased
at
> > the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> > > win?
> >
> > Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave
>
>
> Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at last years Belgium races
(in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I could see racing in the
bad weather of Belgium in April Dave

 

[Ken Papai]

"Kyle Legate" <[email protected]@mcmail.cis.mcmaster.ca...
> On Wed, 8 Jan 2003, Ken Papai wrote:
>
> > "EP" <.com...
> > > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes
with
> > 40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason
> > > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto
wearing
> > lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in
> > mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated
> > vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?
> >
> > Jason is twice the size of Heras.
> >
> Could you post the URL for the side-by-side photo, please.

You know it's true Kyle, Jason's a "thick" sprinter type, in superb shape; and Heras is a thin,
skinny mountain goat.

 

[Canuck]

"Dave Hansen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:CD%[email protected]...
>
> "Tony Szurly" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> >
> >
> > Dave Hansen wrote:
> > >
> > > "EP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes
with 40 kilometers to go
> and a
> > > fist fight broke out with Jason
> > > > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto
wearing lighter Nike cycling
> > > shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > > > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in
mid-April and Roberto is
> taking
> > > a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > > > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated
vitamins that he purchased
> at
> > > the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> > > > win?
> > >
> > > Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave
> >
> >
> > Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade
>
> First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at
last years Belgium races
> (in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I
could see racing in the
> bad weather of Belgium in April Dave

Heras has more of a chance because at least he's on a team that does those races.

 

[Dave Hansen]

"Canuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Dave Hansen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:CD%[email protected]...
> >
> > "Tony Szurly" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > >
> > >
> > > Dave Hansen wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "EP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes
> with 40 kilometers to go
> > and a
> > > > fist fight broke out with Jason
> > > > > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto
> wearing lighter Nike cycling
> > > > shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > > > > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in
> mid-April and Roberto is
> > taking
> > > > a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > > > > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated
> vitamins that he purchased
> > at
> > > > the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> > > > > win?
> > > >
> > > > Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave
> > >
> > >
> > > Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade
> >
> > First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at
> last years Belgium races
> > (in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I
> could see racing in the
> > bad weather of Belgium in April Dave
>
>
>
> Heras has more of a chance because at least he's on a team that does those races.

Uhhh. Really?

Dave

 

[Steven L. Sheff]

in article [email protected], Dave Hansen at [email protected] wrote on
01/08/2003 11:30 PM:

>>>> Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day.
>>>>
>>>> Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade
>>>
>>> First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at
>> last years Belgium races
>>> (in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I
>> could see racing in the
>>> bad weather of Belgium in April
>>
>>
>>
>> Heras has more of a chance because at least he's on a team that does those races.
>
>
> Uhhh. Really?

Really .... Postal sends a squad to almost all the spring races in Belgium and Northern France. Just
because Heras and Armstrong aren't there doesn't mean that the team isn't.

And since Postal enters the Classics, and whatever dinky US team Jason rides for doesn't, then there
is currently a much greater chance that that Heras will show up in Belgium.

More on the order of 1 in 100,000, instead of 1 in 1,000,000,000.

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[Dave Hansen]

"Steven L. Sheffield" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:BA42DC3B.1E993%[email protected]...
> in article [email protected], Dave Hansen at [email protected] wrote
> on 01/08/2003 11:30 PM:
>
> >>>> Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day.
> >>>>
> >>>> Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade
> >>>
> >>> First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at
> >> last years Belgium races
> >>> (in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I
> >> could see racing in the
> >>> bad weather of Belgium in April
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Heras has more of a chance because at least he's on a team that does those races.
> >
> >
> > Uhhh. Really?
>
>
>
> Really .... Postal sends a squad to almost all the spring races in Belgium and Northern France.
> Just because Heras and Armstrong aren't there doesn't mean that the team isn't.
>
> And since Postal enters the Classics, and whatever dinky US team Jason rides for doesn't, then
> there is currently a much greater chance that that Heras will show up in Belgium.
>
> More on the order of 1 in 100,000, instead of 1 in 1,000,000,000.3.

You don't say...gosh...I never realized that Dave

 

[Peter Vesel]

Jason would power down the 15% hill while Heras would bounce all over the road before ending up
in a ditch

Peter

"EP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with
40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason
> wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing
lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in
mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated
vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> win?

 

[Heather Halvors]

Kyle Legate wrote:

> On Wed, 8 Jan 2003, Ken Papai wrote:

> > Jason is twice the size of Heras.

> Could you post the URL for the side-by-side photo, please.

hmm. interesting discussion, to say the least...

(is it twrue, what they say about you sprinters? it's twrue, it's twrue!)

heather

 

[Ken Papai]

"Kyle Legate" <[email protected]...
> >
> > Jason is twice the size of Heras.
> >
> Could you post the URL for the side-by-side photo, please.

OK.... I get it.......

Dohh!! LOL.

 

[Jason Waddell]

>Subject: Waddell versus Heras From: "EP" [email protected] Date: 1/7/03 9:02 PM
>Central Standard Time Message-id: <[email protected]>
>
>If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go and a
>fist fight broke out with Jason wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto
>wearing lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon cleats on a 15% grade during a rain
>storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
>approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he purchased at
>the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Waddell would win, but how long is that 15% grade????

thanks, jason

 

[Deeznuts]

"EP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go and a
> fist fight broke out with Jason wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto
> wearing lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon cleats on a 15% grade during a
> rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of
> Zyprexa approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he
> purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Just in case you are wondering, that wasn't very funny.

Deez Niznuts