Waiting At The Gates



Two men waiting at the gates of Heaven strike up a conversation.

"How did you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze
to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "But in
the end it isn't too bad. How did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man.

"I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I went home
unexpectedly. I found her alone in the bedroom, doing some knitting.

Then I ran all over the house looking for the man, starting in the
basement, but just as I got to the attic, I had a massive heart
attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic."

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still
be alive."

Ummm, you actually posted this joke twice (once yesterday, and once ages ago). I'm just replying to let you know and bump this back to the top so you don't think it was deleted.

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