Whaddya Do In Heaven All Day?



bkaapcke

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Assuming one was "good enough" to make it past St. Peter, and into heaven; What do people do there all day, forever? How about some of you bible scholars enlighten us? bk
 

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bkaapcke said:
Assuming one was "good enough" to make it past St. Peter, and into heaven; What do people do there all day, forever? How about some of you bible scholars enlighten us? bk
All day?! You mean like after sunrise and before sunset? :confused: I'm afraid Eternity does not equal eternal passage of time. For all we know time and space are natural concepts. Heaven is supernatural. I think that if you're "good enough" boredom will not be an issue. IOW, if you don't want to go to Heaven, chances are you won't end up there by accident. :)
 

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I bet the nuns and priests **** in public all day. Talk about pent up frustrations! In fact i reckon heaven is just one big porno film.
 

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Geoff Vadar said:
I bet the nuns and priests **** in public all day. Talk about pent up frustrations! In fact i reckon heaven is just one big porno film.
You actually had to edit that jewel of wisdom?:rolleyes:
 

Geoff Vadar

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And toys. The nuns like big black toys too.

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What Do you do all day???????? Probably watch re-run videos of Lance winning the TDF 7 times with God.

"Hey God,think you could have beat Lance several of those years?"
God.......... "I'm not sure."
"Hey God, ever think a Frenchman will win again?"
God laughing........... "Not in my lifetime."
 

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wolfix said:
What Do you do all day???????? Probably watch re-run videos of Lance winning the TDF 7 times with God.

"Hey God,think you could have beat Lance several of those years?"
God.......... "I'm not sure."
"Hey God, ever think a Frenchman will win again?"
God laughing........... "Not in my lifetime."
Geoff's good with his blasfemia... He fits in concept of virtual reality very good.
But you're even better on this (forum's) concrete level of virtual reality.
 

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In Christian Heaven, it makes sense that one would live a perfect Christian life where you go to church twice a day, never tell a lie, never covet any women (or men if you are a woman... but would there be genders in Heaven?) never swear, never take drugs, sit around with Jesus all day discussing parables, and singing hymns in white robes. Bliss.

In Hell, they suffer with endless debaucherous drug-taking parties. In a fire I think. Lot's of wailing and gnashing of teeth... especially those having continuous sex.

In Moslem Heaven, there's lot's of virgins wandering around. The martyrs get 72 of them to themselves. Allah apparently has connections.
 

bkaapcke

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Crankyfeet, does the bible lay out this "perfect christian life" that goes on in heaven, or is it just assumed in other religious texts? bk
 

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I don't 'get' the whole heaven philosophy...I mean if 'granny' goes to heaven, her idea of 'heaven' would be old ladies sitting around knitting, having cups of tea & gossiping....me, I'd be more a 'sex, drugs & rock 'n roll' kinda guy....so do we go through different doors?, is there a queue where St Peter gets ya to fill out a questionaire with personal peferences?, what do I do if I change my mind?, I mean too much sex, drugs & rock n' roll might get me evicted & sent 'downstairs...do we get to chuck rocks at those behind the 'other doors'?...Does God have a good bike fitter?...are all cycling routes downhill with a tailwind?....Granny's heaven would be my 'hell'...so what gives?
 

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bkaapcke said:
Assuming one was "good enough" to make it past St. Peter, and into heaven; What do people do there all day, forever? How about some of you bible scholars enlighten us? bk
You die - you rot. Get over it.
 

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Hitchy said:
I don't 'get' the whole heaven philosophy...I mean if 'granny' goes to heaven, her idea of 'heaven' would be old ladies sitting around knitting, having cups of tea & gossiping....me, I'd be more a 'sex, drugs & rock 'n roll' kinda guy....so do we go through different doors?, is there a queue where St Peter gets ya to fill out a questionaire with personal peferences?, what do I do if I change my mind?, I mean too much sex, drugs & rock n' roll might get me evicted & sent 'downstairs...do we get to chuck rocks at those behind the 'other doors'?...Does God have a good bike fitter?...are all cycling routes downhill with a tailwind?....Granny's heaven would be my 'hell'...so what gives?
The point is in bliss independent from your lifestyle (notice life - that's just half of your being). So, no matter what you've preferred during your lifetime, in heaven everybody should find bliss.
 

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Hitchy said:
I don't 'get' the whole heaven philosophy...I mean if 'granny' goes to heaven, her idea of 'heaven' would be old ladies sitting around knitting, having cups of tea & gossiping....me, I'd be more a 'sex, drugs & rock 'n roll' kinda guy....so do we go through different doors?, is there a queue where St Peter gets ya to fill out a questionaire with personal peferences?, what do I do if I change my mind?, I mean too much sex, drugs & rock n' roll might get me evicted & sent 'downstairs...do we get to chuck rocks at those behind the 'other doors'?...Does God have a good bike fitter?...are all cycling routes downhill with a tailwind?....Granny's heaven would be my 'hell'...so what gives?

You've given us plenty of food for thought with this one, Hitch.
 

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Hitchy said:
I don't 'get' the whole heaven philosophy...I mean if 'granny' goes to heaven, her idea of 'heaven' would be old ladies sitting around knitting, having cups of tea & gossiping....me, I'd be more a 'sex, drugs & rock 'n roll' kinda guy....so do we go through different doors?, is there a queue where St Peter gets ya to fill out a questionaire with personal peferences?, what do I do if I change my mind?, I mean too much sex, drugs & rock n' roll might get me evicted & sent 'downstairs...do we get to chuck rocks at those behind the 'other doors'?...Does God have a good bike fitter?...are all cycling routes downhill with a tailwind?....Granny's heaven would be my 'hell'...so what gives?

There was an episode of the old Rod Serling series Night Gallery in which this hard core biker dude gets killed when his motorcycle hits a tree. He suddenly finds himself carreening down this dark slide, and lands in this Victorian-style room with lots of lace and doiles, and two old ladies chatting while this chubby American couple puts on an endless slide show of their Hawaiian vacation.

Pretty soon a well-dressed man comes in and introduces himself as the devil, explaining to the biker that he's dead and sentenced to hell. The biker is all excited for the fire and brimstone and physical torture, but the devil explains that hell is different for everybody, and this boring room is his. It was pretty funny.
 

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I haven't seen anything that would reallly make the sale for becoming a christian and trying to go to heaven. It would be interesting to get the official christian position, though. Then we could make a rational decision about wanting to go there.

But, I suspect this point has been left vague deliberately. I guess you can fantasize about your own version of paradise. bk
 

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It doesn't matter -- whatever it is won't experience day or night, or the passage of time; you will be in an endless NOW of boundless joy, love, and security....
 

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bigpedaler said:
It doesn't matter -- whatever it is won't experience day or night, or the passage of time; you will be in an endless NOW of boundless joy, love, and security....

Awesome...but do I get to visit the muslims 'room'...I mean they've been promised 71 virgins or some such...they can't keep them all occupied at once can they? :D
 

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