LottomagicZ4941 said:My least favorite verse in the Bible use to be the one about a fool being of many words as I can be quite verbally prolific.
Anyway my new least favorite is the one about how Jesus will not know some who had even cast out deamons in his name.
On a lighter note here are some old light bulb jokes.
How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
*Charismatic:* Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.
*Pentecostal:* 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.
*Presbyterians:* None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
*Roman Catholic:* None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)
*Baptists:* At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
*Episcopalians:* 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
*Mormons:* 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
*Unitarians:* We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
*Methodists:* Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or
tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
*Nazarene:* 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
*Lutherans:* None - Lutherans don't believe in change.
*Amish:* What’s a light bulb?
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ALAN OBRIEN said:V. TRUE. LOL.
limerickman said:Alan - were you out at Fedamore for the Ras Luimni last weekend ?[/QUOTE
i wasn't unfortunatly, i had to go and spend a "lovely" weekend with my inlaws. believe me i wish i was at the ras, by the way who won? i havent had a chance to see any results from the past weekends racing.
Hey homer...next time you want to send "hate mail", try using complete sentences...What is this ****? You are truly a loser...lennon1218 said:It amazes me when born agains or evangelical christians try to bad mouth Catholics. If it wasn't for Constantine I (a catholic) Christianity would have never materialized. Paganism ruled the world until he took over(324 A.D.)
ALAN OBRIEN said:limerickman said:Alan - were you out at Fedamore for the Ras Luimni last weekend ?[/QUOTE
i wasn't unfortunatly, i had to go and spend a "lovely" weekend with my inlaws. believe me i wish i was at the ras, by the way who won? i havent had a chance to see any results from the past weekends racing.
The winner was from Killorglin CC.
Ciaran Power came in 6th or 7th.
He wasn't bursting a gut - just racing with the guys.
I got the impression that he was happy to be out and getting some fast miles in.
Power's riding with the US Navigators Insurance Team - there were a few of his
American team mates cycling as well.
Very professional.
limerickman said:The winner was from Killorglin CC.
Ciaran Power came in 6th or 7th.
He wasn't bursting a gut - just racing with the guys.
I got the impression that he was happy to be out and getting some fast miles in.
Power's riding with the US Navigators Insurance Team - there were a few of his
American team mates cycling as well.
Very professional.
less'go said:...would have been shot down quicker than... well, quicker than something that got shot down real fast.
less'go said:I leave this forum for two minutes and when I get back, look what you kids have been up to! Why back when I was a regular poster, this kind of thread would have been shot down quicker than... well, quicker than something that got shot down real fast.
Hi Lim!
hilbill said:I'm here to talk about cycling, not god. If I wanted that, I would go to church.
One question for you AFriend... if you want to work in gods way why are you going around pushing your beliefs on other people? Keep it to yourself because not everyone feels the same as you!
But do you realize that in the original language of the Bible, the "thou shalt not kill" used a word referring to murder, while war and capital punishment are referred to with different words? Thus, there is no hypocrisy in believing the Bible, being a Christian, and yet supporting war and capital punishment.tyler_derden said:It is also clearly stated that "thou shalt not kill" yet the "christian" government of the US is happy to send troops to kill as many as possible in places like Afghanistan and Iraq.
This is one of my main problems with christianity. The adherents pick and choose quotations out of context (and ignore contradictory ones) to support whatever their position is on the subject of the moment.
I recommend a visit to Landover Baptist Church
Be sure to check their T-shirt selection for some interesting bible quotations!
Hmmmm, how about this one?
"Suffer not a woman to teach nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." Timothy 2:12-15
TD
So as an atheist, your belief system is based on the *non-existence* of something? I'm always astounded by how many people fall in to the trap of atheism. To be certain that something like God does not exist anywhere in the universe requires knowledge of the complete universe. But having knowledge of the complete universe would make someone ominiscient, and thus like God. This is ia a logical inconsistency that atheists cannot defend. Or do you have a defense?howierart said:Im an atheist.. I wish I wasnt but five years of university education and an open mind leave me with no better choice. I wish I could comfort myself from the difficult things in life but I know im facing a void - maybe that void is itself wonderful? As a cyclist its scary to know that death may come at any time..Though as kurk vonnegut says so it goes! Christ was too much of a wuss to climb the Alps on his bike..Or maybe christ was Fausto Copppi..Id have him as my christ then id belive..Ha ha ha or lets have a female christ like Eileen Sheridan!...Looks like we need a new religion! Well im an atheist but I still think we should have fun and lokk after and love each other! The antichrist is the motor car every time!
Susan Repp said:I do find it interesting that mercenaries for the church gear more towards the so called 'backward' counties to spread their holy word. Why is this? I find it exasperating to find that some cultures have totally disappeared because of this and all in the name of civilization. It is much easier to convert people who have little (in the eyes of westerners) and have not had the opportunity of worldly knowledge.
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