Two Saudi princes, having nothing to do and experiencing the malaise that
afflicts rich people with a sense of entitlement, decide that they're
going to fly their private jet to New York for a weekend.
As they were looking up at the Empire State Building with a gleam in
their eyes, they both began to smoke a cigarette.
Just then, it began to rain.
The princes, having never experienced rain before, didn't quite know what
to do. They stood there getting soaked to the skin while New Yorkers
under their umbrellas hustled and bustled past.
Finally, one of the princes unwrapped a condom, cut off the tip, and
slipped it over his cigarette - creating a makeshift protective device to
keep the rain from dousing his cigarette.
The other prince, amazed at the utility of this small piece of rubber,
promptly asked the first prince where he, too, could obtain such a useful
piece of rubber. The first prince replied that condoms were sold in any
pharmacy, and they both set off to the nearest pharmacy to procure a few
more of the amazing, cigarette-saving devices.
At the pharmacy counter, the Saudi prince asked the clerk for a box of
condoms. The ever-helpful clerk inquired as to the size that was
required. To this, the Saudi prince responded, "Oh, I'm not sure, just
make sure they that they will fit a Camel."