What happened next :) (Was Dahon folding bike)

The hero, Audax, is on a quest to find the fabled flying Paving Slab of Shimano. But he has to cross
the web site of Seateecee which is in permanent darkness lit only by the awful flash of graphics.
Wafflycat the wizard has given him a pair of magic bib shorts but warned him never to use them.
(Typical bloody wizards - "Here's a fiver - nip down to the shops but whatever you do DON'T SPEND
IT!") After days questing across the plains of Sustrans he meets the Recumbents who very few people
in the real world have heard about. Nobody much minds these short folk (only put in for comic
effect) although they have world-conquering ambitions. Audax arrives at the homely teashop of
Cannondale where the fair lady Headset warns him about the horrible Halford that lurks in the
velodrome of doom. "Alloyframe myravan, Cateye brooks inwegen" she chants whilst wondering how to
get him to buy a souvenir tea towel from Ye Old Gift Shoppe.


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PETER FOX Not the same since the poster business went to the wall

 

>The hero, Audax, is on a quest to find the fabled flying Paving Slab of Shimano.

epic snippage...

> "Alloyframe myravan, Cateye brooks inwegen" she chants whilst wondering how to get him to buy a
> souvenir tea towel from Ye Old Gift Shoppe.

I'll have a pint of whatever it is you're on, Peter, it seems to make the world a more
exciting place ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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>I'll have a pint of whatever it is you're on, Peter, it seems to make the world a more exciting
>place ;-)
Pucks Folly. 4.2% Golden beer - Extremly moorish from Nigel Farmer's

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PETER FOX Not the same since the icecream business was liquidated

 

>Pucks Folly. 4.2% Golden beer - Extremly moorish from Nigel Farmer's

I shall have to try some!

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On Mon, 5 May 2003 09:13:18 +0100, Peter Fox <[email protected]> wrote:

>Pucks Folly

Bad news for Rev. Spooners parrot, then...

Guy
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Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:
>>Pucks Folly
> Bad news for Rev. Spooners parrot, then...

Hehe... Good one

Simon

 

On Mon, 05 May 2003 21:29:26 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Mon, 5 May 2003 09:13:18 +0100, Peter Fox <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Pucks Folly
>
>Bad news for Rev. Spooners parrot, then...

Thread merge alert:

On the way home from the Isle of Wight Randonnee, my friends and I undertook fluid replacement
therapy in the shape of Ducks Folly, brewed on the IOW. The owner of the brewery used to be an
insurance underwriter, does anagrams and does not like his former employer.

Tim
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fast and gripping, non pompous, glossy and credible.

 

Tim Hall <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...

> On the way home from the Isle of Wight Randonnee, my friends and I undertook fluid replacement
> therapy in the shape of Ducks Folly, brewed on the IOW. The owner of the brewery used to be an
> insurance underwriter, does anagrams and does not like his former employer.

Presuably he doesn't bank at the sign of the black horse either?

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Dave...

 

On 04 May 2003 21:52:04 GMT someone who may be [email protected]
(wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter) wrote this:-

>I'll have a pint of whatever it is you're on, Peter, it seems to make the >world a more exciting
>place ;-)

I suspect that a pint would be fatal Perhaps a few tablets or a syringe full

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