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Peter Fox
Guest
The hero, Audax, is on a quest to find the fabled flying Paving Slab of Shimano. But he has to cross
the web site of Seateecee which is in permanent darkness lit only by the awful flash of graphics.
Wafflycat the wizard has given him a pair of magic bib shorts but warned him never to use them.
(Typical bloody wizards - "Here's a fiver - nip down to the shops but whatever you do DON'T SPEND
IT!") After days questing across the plains of Sustrans he meets the Recumbents who very few people
in the real world have heard about. Nobody much minds these short folk (only put in for comic
effect) although they have world-conquering ambitions. Audax arrives at the homely teashop of
Cannondale where the fair lady Headset warns him about the horrible Halford that lurks in the
velodrome of doom. "Alloyframe myravan, Cateye brooks inwegen" she chants whilst wondering how to
get him to buy a souvenir tea towel from Ye Old Gift Shoppe.
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PETER FOX Not the same since the poster business went to the wall
the web site of Seateecee which is in permanent darkness lit only by the awful flash of graphics.
Wafflycat the wizard has given him a pair of magic bib shorts but warned him never to use them.
(Typical bloody wizards - "Here's a fiver - nip down to the shops but whatever you do DON'T SPEND
IT!") After days questing across the plains of Sustrans he meets the Recumbents who very few people
in the real world have heard about. Nobody much minds these short folk (only put in for comic
effect) although they have world-conquering ambitions. Audax arrives at the homely teashop of
Cannondale where the fair lady Headset warns him about the horrible Halford that lurks in the
velodrome of doom. "Alloyframe myravan, Cateye brooks inwegen" she chants whilst wondering how to
get him to buy a souvenir tea towel from Ye Old Gift Shoppe.
--
PETER FOX Not the same since the poster business went to the wall