A Washington, DC travel agent offers some examples of why our country is in
trouble!
1. A New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair
wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
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2. A candidate's staffer called wanting to go to Capetown. After explaining
the length of the flight and the passport information, she interrupted me
with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in
Massachusetts," Without trying to make her look stupid, I explained, "Cape
Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa," She hung up.
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3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida vacation
package we did for him to
>an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando
>is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I looked on
>the map and Florida is a very thin state!"
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4. An aide for a cabinet member called and asked if he could rent a car in
Dallas . When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour
layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said,
"I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between
gates to save time."
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5. An Illinois Congresswoman called wanting to know how it was possible
that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 am and got to Chicago at 8:33 am.
I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't
understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went
fast, and she bought that.
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6. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical
description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said,
"No, why do you ask?" She replied, "When I checked in at the airport, they
put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's
very rude!" After putting her on hold while I looked into it (I was
laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT),
and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
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7. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After
going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to
California, and then take the train to Hawaii ?"
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8. A freshman Congressman called and asked, "How do I know which planeto get
on?" I asked him what exactly he meant and he replied, "I was told my flight
number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them."
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9. A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola ,Florida .
Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she
meant fly to Pensacola , Fl. on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever,
smarty!"
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10. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he
needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about
passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been
to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked
and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said,
"Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my
American Express!"
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11. A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want togo
from Chicago to Rhino, New York " I was at a loss for words. Finally, I
said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" Yes, what flights do you
have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry,
ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a
Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows
where it is. Check your map! "So I scoured a map of the state of New York
and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo , do you?" The reply?
"Whatever! I knew it was a big animal".
Now you know why our government is in the shape that it's in!