Ah, the wonders of technology! Smart bikes, the solution to all our problems and the answer to our prayers. Sure, they might break down occasionally, but hey, who needs a heart rate monitor when you can have a built-in tracking system that may or may not fail you when you need it most?
And let's not forget the hefty price tag that comes with these technological marvels. But fear not, my fellow cyclists! As soon as everyone jumps on the bandwagon, I'm sure the prices will drop faster than a rider in a sprint finish.
But hey, who needs a beautiful bike with cables and parts when you can have a sleek, minimalist design that may or may not perform better than its traditional counterparts? After all, fewer parts mean less maintenance, right?
So, let's all embrace the future of cycling, where reliability takes a backseat to innovation, and durability is an optional extra. Because who needs a bike that can withstand the rigors of the road when you can have one that looks great in your living room?