Are you making a feeble attempt at cynism or....being constructive - hopefully the later.
How about my lifestyle - for an example;
I travel by bike when I can(I race most weekends so do a lot of that and of course training),
I make everything on my bought secondhand(most of my cycling clothing etc is secondhand too) bike - so chains get changed around 5000 kilometres, my tyres at a similar mileage(usually Michelin Carbons).
I import/sell used cycling gear - therefore helping to recycle there.
Our cars are '95 1500 and '90 1600. I live near work - my work car(and I use a car because I'm basically at a different place each day and have to carry heavy stuff) does about 150 - 250 kilometres a week. Even our tyres are retreads or used Japanese imports(I've never had a problem with either)
My wife uses our family car sparingly.
I take the train if going in to town. Most stuff other than food, clothing is bought used.
I'm a teacher - in a range of schools and I sometimes talk to kids about care for the environment.
My wife and I(and so our boys too) don't eat meat - partly for environmental reasons; cruelty to animals, land use, fertiliser use etc.
We're limiting our family size(we have 2 boys - 8 months & 2 1/2 years) because more people = bigger footprint on the world + people in the Western world use some many more resources than those in developing countries.
We only use non disposable, cloth nappies.
We hardly use the drier - washing goes on the outside washing line.
I don't have a cellphone(the only times I have used my wife's one was when our boys were due to be born and I still wanted my training rides)
We don't have a TV/Video.
Our house is reasonably sun/heat resourceful(with more $ we could make it more so...).
One cat.
I've participated in tree planting days
We don't smoke = waste, airpollution etc
We buy Fair Trade products where we can.
Neither of us drink alcohol. I have not had an alcoholic drink since I was 21
We recycle.
Our one rubbish bag goes out about every 3 months
We take our own boxes/bags to the supermarket
We ask for no bag etc when we buy stuff.
Neither of us drink coffee
I don't drink tea(for both - start reading about the conditions the workers a base level have...)
We're both Christians. Here in New Zealand very few people are - may be 2% of the population. During the 2 degrees I have done and over the years I have done a lot of thinking/reading/discussing what it means to be both Christian and also to have a planet friendly lifestyle. Unlike so many Christians(like a friend in the US) who have such a simplistic and unbiblical view "Jesus is coming to take us away, so why give a stuff about the planet" - and by extension other people, rubbish.
Thankfully we go to a church in which many people are smart enough and critical thinking enough to think and act on such issues in positive ways.
It certainly beats the **** that is pumped out by the media(and often the folk we know personally) that new/bigger/smaller/faster etc is good.
I do appreciate much that I hear/read of the Mennonite lifestyle. Especially their pasifist beliefs/actions.