What will you get for Ashcroft?

[withalacrity]

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."

 

[Cowboyathlete]

LMAO weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[less'go]

Roflmao, i love it...