On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 07:35:55 -0700, "small change"
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[email protected]> wrote:
>Bill Sornson wrote:
>> Old Timer wrote:
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:02:27 -0800, "small change"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>>> http://www.sdmb.org/mojo.html
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>>>
>>> No wonder so many people in other countries, especially, laugh at
>>> many Americans as ignorant fools.
>>
>> Gee, no other cultures around the world have idols or superstitions;
>> you must be right!
>>
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>I look at it this way: Americans certainly did not invent penis gourds.
>
>penny
>
Well, we cannot be number one for every great invention,
unfortunately.
Are you sure it wasn't an American in disguise? Working undercover
maybe? One of those missionaries?
These gourds could be the next big thing for young people to wear to
separate their generation from those before, and ******** the elders,
now that tattooing and piercing are such a big yawn and no longer
shocking.
Yes, penis gourds for men, and the gourds inverted for females would
make the national news. How about a "X-Rated P-G Day" protest day for
all high school students. (What are they protesting? I don't know,
they can come up with something that sounds good. The price of
gasoline perhaps).
If genital gourds are too far ahead of their time, then I predict the
next big advance from tatooing and piercing will be scarification
followed soon by BRANDING! Now that takes some nerve! Weenies will do
it where it doesn't show when clothed, while real men, he men, manly
men will do it on their foreheads. Or on .....you know..
What will the brands portray? Oh, I don't know, but what's the
difference anyway.
Hope this helps heaps.
Old Timer