What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?



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steve

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What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.

Why do birds fly upside down over Australia?
It's not worth shitting on.


Why was the Christ child not born in Australia?
You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!!


What do you call a field full of Australians?
A vacant lot.
 
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Scrub Fire

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steve wrote:
> What's the difference between steve and pigs?
> Pigs don't turn into steve when they drink.
>
> Why do birds fly upside down over steves trailer?
> It's not worth shitting on.
>
>
> Why was the Christ child not born into steves family?
> You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!!
>
>
> What do you call a field full of steves family?
> A vacant lot.
>



Typos corrected

HTH
 
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Tim McNamara

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You know, if you're going to post jokes that denigrate an entire nation,
then you at least ought to post jokes that are funny. Those sucked.
 
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Oswald P Wrong

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On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 13:31:23 -0500, Tim McNamara
<[email protected]> wrote:

>You know, if you're going to post jokes that denigrate an entire nation,
>then you at least ought to post jokes that are funny. Those sucked.


I thought they actually enhanced the image of Ausfailure.

I mean he didn't even mention the sexually transmitted diseases your
blokes gave to Koalas and was silent on your bondage addiction with
your kangaroos.

Try and chill out a little Shag, and if that doesn't work try not to
take it out on the missus.

TIA

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Big_Fella

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"Oswald P Wrong" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]
> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 13:31:23 -0500, Tim McNamara
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>You know, if you're going to post jokes that denigrate an entire nation,
>>then you at least ought to post jokes that are funny. Those sucked.

>
> I thought they actually enhanced the image of Ausfailure.
>
> I mean he didn't even mention the sexually transmitted diseases your
> blokes gave to Koalas and was silent on your bondage addiction with
> your kangaroos.
>
> Try and chill out a little Shag, and if that doesn't work try not to
> take it out on the missus.
>


But it's HER fault!
}:-{)

> TIA
>
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Tim McNamara

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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (Oswald P Wrong) wrote:

> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 13:31:23 -0500, Tim McNamara
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >You know, if you're going to post jokes that denigrate an entire
> >nation, then you at least ought to post jokes that are funny. Those
> >sucked.

>
> I thought they actually enhanced the image of Ausfailure.
>
> I mean he didn't even mention the sexually transmitted diseases your
> blokes gave to Koalas and was silent on your bondage addiction with
> your kangaroos.
>
> Try and chill out a little Shag, and if that doesn't work try not to
> take it out on the missus.


Huh? Try speaking English. Or at least American, since that's what I
speak.
 
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Jeff Starr

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On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:12:53 -0500, Tim McNamara
<[email protected]> wrote:


>>
>> Try and chill out a little Shag, and if that doesn't work try not to
>> take it out on the missus.

>
>Huh? Try speaking English. Or at least American, since that's what I
>speak.


Tim, did you look at the groups that this was posted in? In at least
half of them, you and I would be the foreigners.

It really is out of place in rec.bicycle.tech, but no more so, then
the OT on DeLay. Both wil only cause problems.


Life is Good!
Jeff
 
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Bratton Seek Help

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For crying out loud! Look at the cross-posting! It's the same Bratton freak
under the alias of one of his multiple personalities!
Go back to drooling over the lingerie section of the Sears catalog FREAK
BOY!!

Oh, I forgot, you're a CHRISTIAN :)


"steve" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
> Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
>
> Why do birds fly upside down over Australia?
> It's not worth shitting on.
>
>
> Why was the Christ child not born in Australia?
> You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!!
>
>
> What do you call a field full of Australians?
> A vacant lot.
>
 
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steve

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Jeff Starr wrote:
> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:12:53 -0500, Tim McNamara
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> >>
> >> Try and chill out a little Shag, and if that doesn't work try not to
> >> take it out on the missus.

> >
> >Huh? Try speaking English. Or at least American, since that's what I
> >speak.

>
> Tim, did you look at the groups that this was posted in? In at least
> half of them, you and I would be the foreigners.
>
> It really is out of place in rec.bicycle.tech,


joke's are not out of place any place on earth but then your not from
earth.
 
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Oswald P Wrong

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On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:12:53 -0500, Tim McNamara
<[email protected]> wrote:

>In article <[email protected]>,
> [email protected] (Oswald P Wrong) wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 13:31:23 -0500, Tim McNamara
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >You know, if you're going to post jokes that denigrate an entire
>> >nation, then you at least ought to post jokes that are funny. Those
>> >sucked.

>>
>> I thought they actually enhanced the image of Ausfailure.
>>
>> I mean he didn't even mention the sexually transmitted diseases your
>> blokes gave to Koalas and was silent on your bondage addiction with
>> your kangaroos.
>>
>> Try and chill out a little Shag, and if that doesn't work try not to
>> take it out on the missus.

>
>Huh? Try speaking English. Or at least American, since that's what I
>speak.


Sorry, I'll translate it into American for you.

Yo, motherfuc#er, he didn't diss yo tip a whole heap, sonofab!tch
don't even mention yo hanging out of the livestock and wiping yo knob
on the flag.

Chill out motherfuc#er fo yo slap yo ho.

HTH

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