When are you gonna die?

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  1. shannons dad

    shannons dad New Member

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  2. huhenio

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    Stop smoking and you will live at least till 70
     
  3. jhuskey

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    I have never been a last minute shopper. I'll send flowers now and avoid the rush.
     
  4. badkarma

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    I'll be 73, damn only 49 more years left.......
     
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    I'll be 36 although I am sadistic.
     
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    Make sure you leave me something in your will.

    Even if it's only real estate or something small like that. Much appreciated.;)
     
  7. wheelist

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    I don't need a death clock. I already know that my time is up about 2 hours after I finish building that GT LTS downhiller. :D
     
  8. shannons dad

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    I'll leave you my debts. Around £11,000 at current time of writing.:p
     
  9. wheelist

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    Apparently, if I don't finish the GT I'll live to be 76 years old.

    No doubt I'd be living in a nursing home, shitting and pissing myself whilst being abused by the nurses.

    Somebody pass me a spanner. :D
     
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    I may just live forever. So far....So good!
     
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    70 or so more years. The perfect excuse to procrastinate. Of course if you keep hitting the "Check Your Death Clock" button it comes up with a different date every time.
     
  12. frog21

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    Jan. 22,1943 will make me 92 years old. I wonder if I will still be able to pedal.
     
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    1943? CHECK YOUR PULSE AND CALL THE EMERGENCY SERVICES!!! YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!:eek:
     
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    According to my doctors, I'm already living on barrowed time. If it wasn't for those doctors, I would have died two years ago! Now, I'm all good, as log as I can live long enough to watch my three year old son graduate from high school,
     
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    Show those doctors who is boss!!!

    @wheelist - Wait till I do my fixie and then start counting. The hills around my area are not tall but hellishly steep. Probably I will perish going downhill knocked down by my own knees when I pass the 300 ppm; or the other possibility climbing that wheenie bit of road that is a 30% grade.

    I do it with a 28 ring and 32 cog at a wooping 6 miles per hour. Imagine with a 40/16.
    Talking about trackstands
     
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    According to that thing I'm going to live to be 96 years old. That's way too damn long. I think I'll take-up smoking. I'll probably start with the patch then move into the gum and...
     
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    Apparently, for me, it will be shortly after I draw my last breath. this has been confirmed by people in white coats.
     
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    hopefully, not before my next bm. ;)
     
  19. LindaNo1

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    October 21, 2017! Not long for this world, it would seem. So I had better partaaayy!! :D
     
  20. MountainPro

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    23rd December 2005!!:eek: :eek:

    :( :( :( :( :( :(

    i better get some life insurance sorted...
     
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