Thought this might be good for laugh. I have enough **** on my bike to operate a 747. On the bars, I have the following: Two Phillips LED high intensity lights for night riding Garmin GPS Sigma IPhone case/mount LED Strobe light On the post: Pump Another LED strobe Cable/lock Small field tool kit. Rack with case mounted over rear wheel Two red tail lights mounted on the rack supports Another LED strobe Finally, a green and an orange spoke light on each wheel. Holy moly, the weight and air resistance alone is enough to increase the intensity of my workouts. Why oh why would I do this - some combination of "be prepared" and an addiction to gadgets. So, can anyone top this on the amount of **** attached to their bikes? Would you even want to!