Lance sucks, Ullrich will win!!
What? He had his ass handed to him today?
Hmmm...well...Lance is a doper, doesn't race as much as Ullrich, and, ummm, hasn't won as many other races.
[censored]. He has and it's Ulle that's been suspended? Damn. Ok, uh...Americans are idiots and it's all about the MONEYYYY!!!!! Yeah, that's the ticket! Since I don't have the balls to give credit to Lance for owning the rest of the field, I'll just crack on his nationality and whine about American fans.
And that dayumm yellow bracelet pisses me off. He's just doing it for the money. What? He's raised millions and millions to fight cancer?
Ummm....Ullrich will win!