Which news story will break in June?

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  1. Cobblestones

    Cobblestones New Member

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    Poll: most likely cycling news story breaking in June?

    1) Giro re-testing gives positive results.
    2) Team car stacked with performance enhancing prescription drugs .apprehended while crossing border into France.
    3) Spanish gynecologists caught with list of names of pet-dogs belonging to pro cyclists.
    4) Non-identical unborn twin discovered between rider's pancreas and small intestine.
    5) Rider caught with elevated steroid profile after night of binge drinking.
    6) Rider caught snorting coke. Scratch that, it's so last month.
    7) Rider purchasing 'exercise and healthy diet' plan for 6000 Euros.
    8) Rider fleeing from Mexican vampires to Italy.
    9) Rider making money on the side with centrifuge rental business.
    10) UCI official photographed by paparazzo in compromising circumstances:
    "He was naked except for a Darth Vader mask, probably in an attempt of auto-erotic asphyxiation. There were three midgets with strap-on's in superhero costumes (superman, spiderman and batman), a donkey covered in whipped cream and tomato sauce, a couple of gerbils, and several cycling paraphernalia such as inner tubes, brake calipers, spokes heating up in the open fireplace, chains and a large oily saddle."

    Vote for your favorite story, or make one up yourself.
     
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    More likely Armstrong boxing reporters !
     
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    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
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