Who is Jack Schitt!

[Guest]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children:
Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deap
Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high
school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt
later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with
them,
she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt
Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct
them.

;D

 

[JSWin]

Lol! This is one that makes you laugh. Reminds me of George Carlin's jokes. Just remember FOUR is FOREVER and that's for the fourth time being the first and, only time. She's the first wife not the fourth. I'm not the fourth wife, I am first wife, only wife. First wife is fourth wife. I am the only wife....I added to it but I think it's from the Joy Luck Club. I can't seem to find that scene though.