Who is Jack Schitt!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 30, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
    ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"

    Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
    intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

    Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
    Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
    produced six children:
    Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
    Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
    school dropout.

    After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
    later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with
    she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
    rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

    Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
    inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
    brothers in a dual ceremony.
    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
    nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
    He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa

    Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct


  2. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Jul 13, 2015
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    Lol! This is one that makes you laugh. Reminds me of George Carlin's jokes. Just remember FOUR is FOREVER and that's for the fourth time being the first and, only time. She's the first wife not the fourth. I'm not the fourth wife, I am first wife, only wife. First wife is fourth wife. I am the only wife....I added to it but I think it's from the Joy Luck Club. I can't seem to find that scene though.