Who me?

Oh what a glorious way to get to work eh, cycling through the sunshine. And got my first "Fat
B*st*rd!!" of the year today (FB count usually about 5 pa). Gave the fellow a cheery smile and wave.
Might try blowing a kiss to the next one

LN

 

On 24 Mar 2003 08:41:23 -0800, [email protected] (lardy ninja) wrote:

>Oh what a glorious way to get to work eh, cycling through the sunshine. And got my first "Fat
>B*st*rd!!" of the year today (FB count usually about 5 pa). Gave the fellow a cheery smile and
>wave. Might try blowing a kiss to the next one
>

Worry ye not, Lardy Ninja.

I awake every morning - or more often mid-aftenoon - scratch my ever expanding stomach and say those
imortal words "Fat Bastard" to myself.

My thought process works along the lines of I should insult myself before anyone else insults me.

James

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>Worry ye not, Lardy Ninja.

Moi aussi. I'm out on the bike most days and I'm developing quite a finely honed shin & ankle, but
they are surmounted by far too many wobbly bits!

Cheers, helen s

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wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> >Worry ye not, Lardy Ninja.

>Oh what a glorious way to get to work eh, cycling through the sunshine. And got my first "Fat
>B*st*rd!!" of the year today (FB count usually about 5 pa). Gave the fellow a cheery smile and
>wave. Might try blowing a kiss to the next one
>

>.Worry ye not, Lardy Ninja.

>.I awake every morning - or more often mid-aftenoon - scratch my ever .expanding stomach and say
>those imortal words "Fat Bastard" to myself.

>.My thought process works along the lines of I should insult myself .before anyone else insults me.

>.James

Take no notice. It must have cost a small fortune coaching those bellies to their current size...you
look after your investement!

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MSA <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Take no notice. It must have cost a small fortune coaching those bellies to their current
> size...you look after your investement!

For me its what someone once wonderfully described as reaching the age where "your broad mind and
narrow waist swap places"

Tony

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Tony Raven <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> MSA <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > Take no notice. It must have cost a small fortune coaching those
bellies
> > to their current size...you look after your investement!
>
> For me its what someone once wonderfully described as reaching the age
where
> "your broad mind and narrow waist swap places"
>
> Tony

It's also big decision time. Do the trousers go above or below the belly!

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MSA <[email protected]> wrote:
> Tony Raven <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> MSA <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> Take no notice. It must have cost a small fortune coaching those bellies to their current
>>> size...you look after your investement!
>>
>> For me its what someone once wonderfully described as reaching the age where "your broad mind and
>> narrow waist swap places"
>>
>> Tony
>
>
> It's also big decision time. Do the trousers go above or below the belly!

Well with bib shorts or braces you can hedge and hand them along the equator ;-)

Tony

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