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Why Canada is such a good country

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  1. Two monkeys and a canadian orbiting earth when a message is heard on the speakers.

    "Ground control to monkey 1, ground control to monkey 1. Your speed is a little high , please adjust accordingly".

    monkey 1 adjusts the speed accordingly.

    ten minutes later another message.

    "Ground control to monkey 2, ground control to monkey 2. Your trajectory is a little high , please adjust accordingly".

    monkey 2 adjusts the trajectory accordingly.

    ten minutes later another message.

    "Ground control to canadian, ground control to canadian".

    the canadian interupts ground control saying

    "Yeh yeh, i know, feed the monkeys and dont touch any buttons"

    Just a joke... don't get mad at me all of ya canadians... i am from canada too and found it funny 🙂

  2. Along the lines of "How do you get 1000 drunk Canadians out of a swimming pool?"

    A: You say, "All you drunk Canadians, get out of the swimming pool."

    Only Canadians see the humour in this joke. I thought the monkey bit was funny too.

  3. LOL!! funny one 😄

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