Why Cycling shorts should always be black

Discussion in 'The Bike Cafe' started by birdman23, Dec 23, 2004.

  1. Ruedy

    Ruedy New Member

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    "Lefty loosy, right tighty"

    Oh wait a minute, that's for opening and closing valves and such.
     


  2. kevinh01

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    Suggestion for a dependent poll: How many had to suit up to figure this out?:D
     
  3. stinkycat

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    If we do that what about those who sit on the fencepost?
     
  4. jasongoesbyyou

    jasongoesbyyou New Member

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    Sit on a fencepost...sounds painful...ask mounted foe, lildickman, and cuntgrove. sounds like their forte..

    Childish prankster
     
  5. brixtonbiker

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    Mate took this picture of me in my favorite shorts, another reason to wear black!!
     
  6. walterptiv

    walterptiv New Member

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    I rode behind some white shorts recently. Not a pretty sight.
     
  7. SF_Vitus

    SF_Vitus New Member

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    uh........nice......shorts?
     
  8. mikem

    mikem New Member

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    That reminds me, I was in Vegas recently just after the porno thing and got to sit next to Peter North. Didn't realize you cycle too Pete!
     
  9. Mouse Potato

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    Just make 'em all black, and not like Lampre-Caffita's current approach. You maybe can't see anything (well, except possibly in brixtonbiker's case :D), but the "built in pubic hair" look is frickin' ridiculous.
     
  10. birdman23

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    Wow! Who the hell is the designer at Lampre? I would go on strike if I was a rider for them! Frikkin' hilarious.



     
  11. Susan Repp

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    Gooooooooooooooooooood LORD .. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. whooooops .. (retrieving myself off the floor) gracious, corr blimey mate, good heavens (thank) .. ummmmmmmmmm .. what was the question .. ????? ;)
     
  12. Susan Repp

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    I wonder if my sister-in-combat has seen this .. I am sure she would have much to say about this .. ummmm .. thread .. calling Less'go????????????
     
  13. James Bruce Gil

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    SR,

    Not wanting to sound racist, but I can't see what diffence black shorts would make in this case. :p

    Surely the tell tale shape would still be apparent. I think the three blokes in red are probsably just very pleased to see each other. :D

    Kind reards,
     
  14. Susan Repp

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    Oh, yes, yes too right, too right .. hell .. I don't think I would really notice the colour of the shorts - and why the blacked out faces .. possibly, maybe they are actually .. 'forum subscribers'!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Fess up lads, well one did - the Londoner .. who are the other two?
     
  15. James Bruce Gil

    James Bruce Gil New Member

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    SR,

    I am definitely not one of them. I am not superstitious at all.

    Where on earth did these fellows get the stupid idea that a cucumber and two oranges down their pants would make them more competitive? :eek:

    Kind regards,
     
  16. Johnny O-R

    Johnny O-R New Member

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    Good mate, eh? Nudge nudge;) ;)
     
  17. Susan Repp

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    Uh huh, how do we know that? Then how do you know about oranges and bananas?????????????? So .. Cambodia and some piglets? I should now go back to that thread and tell them all about the men in red shorts attached to a bike frame ..
     
  18. Susan Repp

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    Time to go to bed .. I'm seeing RED!
     
  19. James Bruce Gil

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    SR

    Sweet red dreams! :D

    Kind regards,
     
  20. mikem

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    Check his public profile - dude's proud! Rightly so I imagine...
     
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