Why Cycling shorts should always be black



racingcyclist27

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i think the guys in red look great at the end of day whos really looking, i new a few pro guys in belgium that used to take bets on getting abit excited then walking in to a coffee shop to order coffee to see the reaction. Racing cyclists have great bods why not show it.
 

Susan Repp

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less'go said:
I'm still seeing YELLOW! I believe that image will be imprinted on our collective female retinae for some time to come. I'm thinking of planning a trip to Brixton. Any cycling enthusiast escorts in yellow shorts available to show me... around?

Missy Less'go your still around .. I was talking about you the other week with Mr. Sliderider oh, I mean Longrider .. 'tis true he does own a pair of PINK shorts and lucky enough my mother did not have to witness such atrocities .. is Slidrider going to come up with a come-back? Centre stage please ..
 

Don Shipp

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brixtonbiker said:
Mate took this picture of me in my favorite shorts, another reason to wear black!!
How dare you show this on the web. You should be bloody well hung.
 

Susan Repp

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Ha haaaaaaaa - all my skinnies are BLACK and for a good reason .. :D mmmm maybe it would make a good distraction for my fellow male bikers and I could have a chance at keeping up with them .. huuuuu hummmmmmm ;)
 

rolfdevinci

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LOL........with that we have now come full circle. Methinks you would have no lack of company regardless of what you were wearing Susan.

Re; seems to be many fellas volunteering for said duty on the "rent a man" thread. :D
 

Susan Repp

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[Re; seems to be many fellas volunteering for said duty on the "rent a man" thread. :D[/QUOTE]

Geo hello there .. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha you have come up with the answer - wear biking shorts that are NOT black .. no money or renting! Well done!
 

Susan Repp

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Right .. I have found a thread that will clear all of this "black shorts, red shorts or should I wear shorts at all because my bumps will show" .. see thread "what do you guys look like" from my neighbouring state .. clears it all up I think in one picture .. ;)
 

rolfdevinci

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Susan Repp said:
Right .. I have found a thread that will clear all of this "black shorts, red shorts or should I wear shorts at all because my bumps will show" .. see thread "what do you guys look like" from my neighbouring state .. clears it all up I think in one picture .. ;)

LOL....but does everyone have the style of Cipo? :D
 

James Bruce Gil

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Susan Repp said:
Right .. I have found a thread that will clear all of this "black shorts, red shorts or should I wear shorts at all because my bumps will show" .. see thread "what do you guys look like" from my neighbouring state .. clears it all up I think in one picture .. ;)

SR,

I have long thought that moving parts win hearts. I love feminine bumps particularly whence they are moving free!! :D

I am sure I was weaned too early.
 

James Bruce Gil

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racingcyclist27 said:
hey dont forgett guys have bumps 2 and there good to look at :)

RC27,

I guess it all comes down to your orientation. I am a little concerned by the fellow in the centre though, Me seems to have something resembling a bunch of oversized grapes. I feel like I have been short-changed! :mad:

Certainly places a new slant on those good old style Baccinalian feasts, we used to have in the late 60's and early 70's. :D

I am feeling nostalgic and old!!

KInd regards,