Well that was another time, but we won't get into that! IThe first time I wore them i came home all wet and sweaty and to be funny she inspected the shorts and they were fine.Susan Repp said:Yes, but did she chuck a bucket o' water on ya?
Well that was another time, but we won't get into that! IThe first time I wore them i came home all wet and sweaty and to be funny she inspected the shorts and they were fine.Susan Repp said:Yes, but did she chuck a bucket o' water on ya?
James Bruce Gil said:SR,
When your as poorly endowed as I am, there is not a lot to hide. What I heed is one of those lucky cucumbers to put down my shorts. Funny, I never felt the need to wear a padded bra.
I am recovering OK; I am a bit slower, but there is a bonus. It takes me longer to catch up on the lady cyclists and I have come to appreciate the aesthetics.
Kind regards,
LOL! I wish I could find that pic of "red skinsuit man" OMG - it's 'orrible, just 'orrible.Susan Repp said:Well lads, us girls always admire a man who is willing to wear spandex , there are some that just SHOULDN'T be wearing it - let alone 'red' -
Wurm said:LOL! I wish I could find that pic of "red skinsuit man" OMG - it's 'orrible, just 'orrible.
Susan Repp said:Oh, dear "red skinsuit man"??????????? Pray tell, are you "red skinsuit man"? .. hide ya eyes ladies we all could be in for a bit of a shock ehh?
My mates told me that putting a couple of potatoes down my shorts would attract attention. It sure did....I only wish they'd told me that they're meant to go at the front!Susan Repp said:Funny, I never felt the need to wear a lucky cucumber down my shorts either
EoinC said:My mates told me that putting a couple of potatoes down my shorts would attract attention. It sure did....I only wish they'd told me that they're meant to go at the front!
Perfect. It'd be worth carrying a tennis ball down your daks just to get a one liner like that. Good to see that street entertainment is alive and well.James Bruce Gil said:His next comment in all seriousness was that he felt very sorry for me as he had had tennis elbow once!!
Sorry Susan, I am not the (in)famous RSM. I know how disappointed you must be. This is me with my daughter.Susan Repp said:Oh, dear "red skinsuit man"??????????? Pray tell, are you "red skinsuit man"? .. hide ya eyes ladies we all could be in for a bit of a shock ehh?
Susan Repp said:Bluto
Well you know mate, we just keep moving around from one boy part to the other. Clothing can hide a multitude of sins can it not? Padded bras, black shorts but NOT, it seems, red shorts not - you had whaaaaaaaaaaaaat removed ? Does not sound too exciting!>!> Hope you are recovering ..
brixtonbiker said:Mate took this picture of me in my favorite shorts, another reason to wear black!!
Susan Repp said:I wonder if my sister-in-combat has seen this .. I am sure she would have much to say about this .. ummmm .. thread .. calling Less'go????????????
Susan Repp said:Time to go to bed .. I'm seeing RED!
Hey there less'go - any reaction to the creative post #62 back on page 5. I thought it was really funny, but alas, the talent scouts haven't come a-knockin'. I actually own a pair of all-pink riding shorts and I fold the "magic cucumber" in half for no one!less'go said:Oh honey, I may be a little late in the game, but believe me, I'm going over this thread with a fine-tooth comb... Stay tuned for more reactions if I am able to remain coherent.
Long Rider said:Some years ago there was a one-hit wonder song called "Detachable Penis" by King Missle if memory serves. Let's explore the ramifications if medical science created Detachable Penises for us guys. I mean, heck, I have detachable Oakley sunglass lenses for my M-frame. So why not different "penile packages" depending on the social situation or activity. (Terry, are you listening?! )
Whatever you were born with would be the "Standard Model" - the default attachment. We're all used to its ups and downs, how to handle it, what makes it work, etc. etc. etc. Then, for cycling you'd want to wear the "Unobtrusive" model. It would feature minimal performance characteristics and mininal space requirements - you get the idea . The deluxe version, (popular for racers who pee on the go) has an extendible shaft so that no wind splash-backs occur.
The "Blue Ball Free" model eliminates that nasty pain that renders you non-functional when you're running the bases and get thrown out sliding into home. The pain of a drug-free child birth is probably greater , but a case of blue balls after an unconsummated make-out or petting session is pretty bad. No more - you have a Detachable Penis! Oh! Joy to the world!
And what about the "Disposable Detachable Penis (DDP)" version? No more condoms! No more disease risk! And ladies, no more contraceptives! The DDP shoots blanks (no baby-makers in the batter) and turns an un-natural color if it's been somewhere it should not have been. But no worries mate , you don't need to see a doctor for The Cure, simply detach and dispose of the DDP and use a new one when the time is right - like Viagra, eh?
So, what do you think? Are we on to something here?
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