Why is it that there are always witnesses around when you do something stupid? Normally I get of my bike by swinging right leg over rear wheel and cruising to a gentle stop. Today however something possesed me to go left leg over rear wheel instead. Now my brain seems to be totaly programed to do the former but the latter, well no. Result- left leg bounced of pannier then caught right leg that failed to disengage from peddle. The resulting clatter of bike and body was wittnessed by a long stern faced bus queu and a gang of highly amused school children. Bruised pride but no other damage though thankfully.