Why Newton committed Suicide

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  1. travelau

    travelau New Member

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    Newton-The Father of Physics committed suicide, you know why. Here is
    the reason. Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his
    head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and
    laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
    everything he had done.

    In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
    that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

    1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
    be cured and his death is imminent.
    In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To
    everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away
    the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
    Live Rajanikanth.
    2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
    Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one
    bullet.
    Guess, what he does.......
    He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..&
    shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
    pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
    gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
    3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
    he has no bullets in it.
    Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.
    He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
    Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
    revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
    compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
    This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken
    and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last
    time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of
    physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
    world hasn't
    changed. Oops not so fast.
    The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain
    is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
    can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that
    our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the
    villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is
    virtually impossible)..
    Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a
    backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has
    reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first
    gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the
    villain is dead.
    Newton commits Suicide.
     
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  2. DOC69

    DOC69 New Member

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    Uh, yeah. Guess the "caffine" joke ain't so bad, after all. :rolleyes:
     
  3. less'go

    less'go New Member

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    Namaste, Vijay... pretty funny, Bollywood laws of physics are truly a case apart ... although I wonder if Newton ever saw a Jackie Chan movie?

     
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