Win $700 Worth of Running Apparel from RW

I just know that someone who lurks on or posts to this NG can win this month's "running gear"
contest from Runner's World. All you have to do is tell them, "in 50 words or less, about your most
embarrassing running clothes. RW editors will rate each answer's ability to elicit laughter, trigger
cringes, and inspire charity." There will be one female and one male winner of $700 worth of new
running apparel. "To enter, and for official rules, go to runnersworld.com/gearcontest."

And no, I am not in any way affiliated with RW. But I would enjoy reading the entries....