Womans english...the real meaning



Vo2

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Yes = No<br />No = Yes <br />Maybe = No <br />I'm sorry = You'll be sorry... <br />We need = I want<br />It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now<br />Do whatever you want = You'll pay for this later<br />We need to talk = I need to complain<br />Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to<br />I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! <br />You're so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot<br />Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs<br />This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house<br />I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper<br />I heard a noise = I noticed you were asleep<br />Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive<br />How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate<br />I'll be ready in a minute = I'll be ages but do NOT put the TV back on<br />You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me<br />Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]<br /><br /><br />Men's English............................<br /><br />I'm hungry = I'm hungry. <br />I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. <br />I'm tired = I'm tired. <br />Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! <br />What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now? <br />What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question? <br />I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? <br />I love you = Let's have sex now! <br />I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex? <br />Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before. <br />Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others..
 
Originally posted by Vo2
Yes = No<br />No = Yes <br />Maybe = No <br />I'm sorry = You'll be sorry... <br />We need = I want<br />It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now<br />Do whatever you want = You'll pay for this later<br />We need to talk = I need to complain<br />Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to<br />I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! <br />You're so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot<br />Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs<br />This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house<br />I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper<br />I heard a noise = I noticed you were asleep<br />Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive<br />How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate<br />I'll be ready in a minute = I'll be ages but do NOT put the TV back on<br />You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me<br />Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]<br /><br /><br />Men's English............................<br /><br />I'm hungry = I'm hungry. <br />I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. <br />I'm tired = I'm tired. <br />Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! <br />What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now? <br />What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question? <br />I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? <br />I love you = Let's have sex now! <br />I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex? <br />Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before. <br />Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others..

Very funny man if the kaka wasnt there with BR!
 
To add to the Men are from Mars & Woman are from Venus Theme!

WHY MEN HAVE TO BE STRONGER

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race
you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework - you're a poofter.

If you work too hard - there's never any time for her.
.If you don't work enough - you're a good-for-nothing lazy *****.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay - this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay - you should get off your
lazy ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her - that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you - it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks - it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet - it's male indifference.

If you cry - you're a wimp.
If you don't - you're an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her - you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you - she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy - that's domination.
If SHE asks you - it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear - you're a pervert.
If you don't - you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape - you're sexist.
If you don't - you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape - you're vain.
If you don't - you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers - you're after something
If you don't - you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements - you're full of ****.
If you're not - you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache - she's tired.
If you have a headache - you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often - you're oversexed.
If you don't - there must be someone else.



Originally posted by Vo2
Yes = No<br />No = Yes <br />Maybe = No <br />I'm sorry = You'll be sorry... <br />We need = I want<br />It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now<br />Do whatever you want = You'll pay for this later<br />We need to talk = I need to complain<br />Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to<br />I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! <br />You're so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot<br />Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs<br />This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house<br />I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper<br />I heard a noise = I noticed you were asleep<br />Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive<br />How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate<br />I'll be ready in a minute = I'll be ages but do NOT put the TV back on<br />You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me<br />Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]<br /><br /><br />Men's English............................<br /><br />I'm hungry = I'm hungry. <br />I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. <br />I'm tired = I'm tired. <br />Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. <br />Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! <br />What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now? <br />What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question? <br />I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? <br />I love you = Let's have sex now! <br />I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex? <br />Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before. <br />Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others..
 
Lol! I'd like to make it illegal for you to have sex with someone else. Lol! Who thinks about it that way? I mean really. It's just funny to say that. Hardly anybody looks at it that way. Ok I just realized that the second part is a man's english. Funny stuff.
What I am trying to figure out is why some of these people were doing HTML. Maybe they though they needed to.
 

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