wroomwroomoops told me to come here. I don't have anything to say, since there's no one to make fun of and no technical matters to discuss.
Everyone who is acting incredulous as to the condition of your account is either lying or stupid. Either your accounts were deliberately tampered with in the hex, or else sloppy moderating caused your accounts to crash. Either way, moderators were someplace where they probably weren't supposed to be. It's likely that this sloppy moderation or deliberate code tampering caused your logouts and all the problems associated with it thereafter.