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On May 16, 8:58 pm, "Carmella the Roach Killer"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with
> Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the
> sprinter. "Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said
> Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson. At the
> team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy
> was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more
> publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock."
>
> The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse
> (wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless
> in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations. It ordered him suspended for one
> year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly. Michael Ball
> could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to build an
> all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy
> Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug.
>
> Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German
> midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing. Rock Racing
> will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near
> future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0
jackass
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with
> Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the
> sprinter. "Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said
> Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson. At the
> team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy
> was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more
> publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock."
>
> The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse
> (wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless
> in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations. It ordered him suspended for one
> year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly. Michael Ball
> could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to build an
> all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy
> Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug.
>
> Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German
> midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing. Rock Racing
> will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near
> future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0
jackass