World's Best T-Shirt

[alienator]

Cycling has been aching for a shirt like this for years (cycling years, not hipster years):

 

[jpr95]

Love it!

 

[qdc15]

I never confused a hipster for ***** and you don't need to use your knuckle for leverage when you have a tool with so many nooks and crannies. If you must use the rotor's edge, at least position bottle cap in line with a strut!

Rookie, wannabe hipster quit hating. Learn how to open a bottle of beer with a random piece of metal. And I hope you turned that Hoegaarden upside down and swirled it before opening. Otherwise the yeast will sit at the bottom.