Write It Down!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    An 80-year-old couple was worried because they kept forgetting
    things all the time.

    The doctor assured them there was nothing seriously wrong except
    old age, and suggested they carry a notebook and write things
    down so they wouldn't forget.

    Several days later the old man got up to go to the kitchen.
    His wife said, "Dear, get me a bowl of ice cream while you're up."

    "Okay." he said.

    "...and put some chocolate syrup on it and a few cherries on it,
    too." She added.

    "You'd better write all this down."

    "I won't forget." He said.

    Twenty minutes later he came back into the room and handed her a plate
    of scrambled eggs and bacon.

    She glared at him. "Now, I told you to write it down! I knew you'd

    "What did I forget?" He asked.

    She replied, "My toast!"