Now that that the floor has finally dropped out on Horsetoof and his traveling shell game, Gordo Frasier is stuck like the kid who eats his boogers at the junior high sock hop. Here is my solution. Gordo, rent yourself out to the 600 tier 3 teams on a per diem basis. You have to figure that after a couple of weeks of having their asses handed to them, teams like Collavitabollayomama and Buppkissena will be looking to do anything for a results to keep the sponsors happy. Shit, if someone doesn't teach the Go-Mart hillbillies how to walk and chew gum at the same time (aka Mike Jones), they might be needing a rider to fill in the gaps while the plaster drys. I figure $500 a day up front, plus a prize split, plus you get to keep the jerseys and shorts ($50 a kit on ebay buys coffee and back bacon for the week) should do the trick for NRC events. US PRO events should double the price. Oh yeah, I get 10%.