Paul Whiting ([email hidden]) asked the14thdisciple:
"My girlfriend is cranky. She's unreasonable, selfish and
spiteful and blames her menstural cycle for her constant
mood swings. Can you give me any advice as to the best way
of handling her?" Paul, Singapore
a Period is Not somthing you Want to dwell upon, i Can
assure you Paun, but it Was once beleafed that 'the Currs'
was givened By god to Wommen in revenge, for as the Jeasus
lay hanging on the cross didst Not the Lesbien Roman Gards
stab him in The vagina? ye, this wouldst be justyfication
enouff, for our God Is a vengeful God and will Not hath
women messing with his Kids.
but The trueth is much simpler than That, and Invoalveth NOT
revenge; The periods Are simpley gods Way of pundishing men
For not keeping thear wimmen preggernent enouff. wommen
Crave the condition of preggernancy and it Is a mans duty to
insure that even if she is NOT preggernent she is At least
trying . and besides, Paol, if He dident Want you to use
Yoar god-Givened-Peaness then he wouldst Not have given you
1 in the fist place .
a Large industry Has grown up as A result of the 'mothly'
witch sells towels and intearnel Devices all Aimed at
protecting socierty From the unhigeanic act of bleeding from
the genetalias. this has fortunately kept our swimming pools
and Rivers clean for thousends of years Now but - as It is
with the Oh Zoan Liar - thease simply Mask the simptoms and
Hide the fact that only a constently full and Bountyful
woomb can keep a womman off the drip .
althoaugh This doth Not so far ansewer Yoar queston, Pale,
it Is impotent to have some background infermaition So as
You can beter unnerstand What yoar girfreing is going thrue
Evertime she is having her Mendelsohn Cycle (clever readers
wiil Have seen my litle 'Mendelsohn' Joak there! thank You,
The loard, for filling my Head with so much whit!!)
a Wombans Body is disigned to carry on bleeding well into
middel age or until It is replaiced by the Mentalpause, and
in both cases. the Only effective treatments are chocolates,
deodourant and distance.
you Shouldst Try and make yoar girfriend aware that she
Shouldst be grateful to the Farter for his Gennerosity in
giving her Moare blood than she actuelly needs ! i Am sure
thear are wommen throuout the World who wouldst giveth thear
Right Arm for that much blood, (eaven though the prosess
would be futile as Without a Right Arm it would just Spill
out from the shoulder) and stress Upon her the impotancy of
Riteous Procreatian (as apposed to Gratuitus Fornicaition
witch is ALWAYS a temptation wheneaver wombmen is involved)
. above All, Encurrage her to spend moar time gestating.
but I can NOT tell you no moar about periods rite now as i
Have to deliver a consignment Of padded-hammocks to the
local Weightwatchers club.Goodness knows why they Would
want them ....
loaf Form yoar old freand 14 Little Boxes Nursing Home
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