You Have Only One Year To Live, Here's What To Do

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jun 14, 2002.

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    Guest Guest

    A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad
    illness and only a year to live.

    So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his
    situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.

    "What you should do is go out and buy a late '70 or early '80
    model Dodge Pickup," said the Pastor. "Then go get married to the
    ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer
    house in the panhandle of Oklahoma."

    The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"

    "No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have
    seem like forever."