You know you got it bad when...

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  1. Tmax1

    Tmax1 New Member

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    ...you reach in your pocket and your Astrale 8 doubles as a pocketwatch.

    How do you know you got it bad?

    Jerry
     
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  2. waxbytes

    waxbytes New Member

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    You have two $200 pairs of road shoes and a $120 dollar pair of MTB shoes, but keep using "ShoeGoo" to fix your "Blue Lite Special" sneakers cause you don't want to waste money:cool: .
     
  3. TrekDedicated

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    You contemplate quickly looking at stop lights and proceeding... while driving your car...

    And, catching yourself going into the 'aero position' while going down a hill in your car.

    Both of these I've done the past two weeks...
     
  4. Cheesy

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    ... Your bike light also doubles as a flashlight
    ... Bike bottles are the only bottles you ever use
    ... You leave your car at home "because you're in a hurry"
    ... You have more spare saddles than chairs at your home
    ... Your bikes have a bedroom but you sleep on the couch
    ... You would consider spending more on a set of wheels than on a car
    ... You quit your job because there's nowhere under cover to put your bike
     
  5. jhuskey

    jhuskey Moderator

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    You host a dinner party and serve only Power Bars and Propel
    Your underwear has Live Strong embroidered on it
    You always look like you are staging a hold-up because your index fingers are locked in the gear shifting position
    When you drive a car the people following you are referred to as the chase group and..... (My personal favorite) Your wife or girfriend is referred to as the "Domestique"
     
  6. cydewaze

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    I'm able to assemble all my spare parts into a complete bike - and it's mostly Dura-Ace. :p
     
  7. JohnO

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    You have more wheel sets than tires.
     
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