YOU MIGHT BE A CYCLING POSER WHEN:
1) You customize your bottle holder in order to accommodate Jack Daniels or Jim Beam bottles ...
2) In bright yellow, and on the buttocks of your cycling shorts, it reads "JUST DO IT."
3) Your biggest crash came while riding no-handed, trying to count to "7" with your fingers while riding at 25 mph ...
4) You pay your friends to dress in costumes, and to run along side you and cheer while you climb the local hills ...
5) You use performance enhancing drugs to help you "get in" your MONTHLY 25 miles ...
6) You shop around for the lightest ashtray to mount onto your handlebars for those times when you can't get out of the saddle to smoke ...
7) You swear your frayed "painted on" jean shorts from the 80's are more aero than any cycling shorts out there ...
8) You have ever taken your $4,000.00 road bike through a McDonald's drive-thru ...
9) You repeatedly try and bet the neighborhood BMX kids that you could beat them in a race ...
10) You shave your cycling legs religiously but style your hair and beard to be "just like Willie Nelson ..."
1) You customize your bottle holder in order to accommodate Jack Daniels or Jim Beam bottles ...
2) In bright yellow, and on the buttocks of your cycling shorts, it reads "JUST DO IT."
3) Your biggest crash came while riding no-handed, trying to count to "7" with your fingers while riding at 25 mph ...
4) You pay your friends to dress in costumes, and to run along side you and cheer while you climb the local hills ...
5) You use performance enhancing drugs to help you "get in" your MONTHLY 25 miles ...
6) You shop around for the lightest ashtray to mount onto your handlebars for those times when you can't get out of the saddle to smoke ...
7) You swear your frayed "painted on" jean shorts from the 80's are more aero than any cycling shorts out there ...
8) You have ever taken your $4,000.00 road bike through a McDonald's drive-thru ...
9) You repeatedly try and bet the neighborhood BMX kids that you could beat them in a race ...
10) You shave your cycling legs religiously but style your hair and beard to be "just like Willie Nelson ..."