I'm tired of being the only one around who dosn't know any jokes, so please send me your jokes. I will tell them at the office and not give you any credit, but at least you know you helped. Here's the only joke I know Two muffins are about to be baked in an oven. After they get put on the rack and the door closes one looks over and says, "Boy it sure is getting hot in here." The other one looks over and says, "Holy shit a talking muffin."