Any Mountain Bike COPs out there?

[Zeke]

I was just surfing on the local police website and I spotted the link
for the mountain bike cop unit
(http://www.calgarypolice.ca/inside/smbike.html) and I started
thinking that job might be cool.

So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the newsgroup?

It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
community.

Zeke

 

[Slacker]

On 10 Feb 2005 20:39:15 -0800, Zeke <[email protected]> wrote:

> I was just surfing on the local police website and I spotted the link
> for the mountain bike cop unit
> (http://www.calgarypolice.ca/inside/smbike.html) and I started
> thinking that job might be cool.
>
> So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the newsgroup?
>
> It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
> community.
>
> Zeke


I don't know any personally, but see them all the time here in Los
Angeles. It would be a pretty cool job.

http://www.ipmba.org/newsletter-0211-lapd.htm
--
Slacker

 

[J G]

>
> So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the
newsgroup?

Mountain biker first, L.E. Professional second.


> It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
> community.

Get paid to ride, faster response times than Ward Cars durring crowded
events downtown, silent, and you are up close and personal with the
public. Yeah it's a pretty good deal if you can score a bid to bike
patrol ;-)

 

[Paladin]

Zeke wrote:
> I was just surfing on the local police website and I spotted the link
> for the mountain bike cop unit
> (http://www.calgarypolice.ca/inside/smbike.html) and I started
> thinking that job might be cool.
>
> So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the newsgroup?
>
> It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
> community.
>
> Zeke

A friend of mine around here was a mtb cop for a few years before he
got promoted to a desk. He really liked it, lots of friendly
interaction with people, outside all the time, lots of exercise in
frequent short spurts, anyway. Not a prestigious position, but who
cares? They patrolled our parks mostly and got to chase bad guys
(breaking up drug sales, deterring would-be muggers, etc.) pretty
frequently. They rode these ht GFishers loaded down with gear. Only
downside was staying warm in the winter.

But that's what donuts and coffee are for, right? cop food.

CDB

 

[JD]

Zeke wrote:
> I was just surfing on the local police website and I spotted the link
> for the mountain bike cop unit
> (http://www.calgarypolice.ca/inside/smbike.html) and I started
> thinking that job might be cool.
>
> So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the newsgroup?
>
> It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
> community.
>
> Zeke


It burns donuts faster than sitting in a patrol car.

JD

 

[jack]

"Zeke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I was just surfing on the local police website and I spotted the link
> for the mountain bike cop unit
> (http://www.calgarypolice.ca/inside/smbike.html) and I started
> thinking that job might be cool.
>
> So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the newsgroup?
>
> It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
> community.
>
> Zeke

I rode with a guy once who use to be a forest ranger. His job was to ride
his mtb and patrol the park. He'd also kick out illegal mtbrs when the park
was closed. I think this was somewhere in California.

I ocassional rode with a roadie who was a regular cop. I asked him once
what happens when he hassled by cars while riding his bike. These idiots
obiviously don't know he's a cop. He said he just memorizes their license
number. Later he'll put on his uniform go to the idiot's house and say "Do
you remember me? I'm the guy on the bike you try to run off the road".
Too bad he wasn't around when I get hassled. Being a cop is cool.

 

[Dave]

I have these dudes in my incorporated village but no where near any
trails. These guys pedal around town wearing black lycra shorts and
bright yellow jackets with "SCPD" on them. They all ride the same model
TREK, wear black helmets and dark shades. They are mostly there to keep
the public peace and to write traffic tickets, but I did actually see
one pull someone over in a car for not having a seatbelt on.

I was almost tempted to ride one of my rigs on the sidewalk and see if
one of them would chase me out of the village.

Peace.

Zeke wrote:
> I was just surfing on the local police website and I spotted the link
> for the mountain bike cop unit
> (http://www.calgarypolice.ca/inside/smbike.html) and I started
> thinking that job might be cool.
>
> So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the newsgroup?
>
> It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
> community.
>
> Zeke

--
David R Marlborough
DJ Mackelicious
http://walkingwounded.blogspot.com/

 

[Ride-A-Lot]

DUDE!!!!

Please stop top posting!

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[[email protected]]

Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> DUDE!!!!
>
> Please stop top posting!

That's as annoying as those who do not quote who they are responding to.

 

[Ride-A-Lot]

[email protected] wrote:
> Ride-A-Lot wrote:
>
>>DUDE!!!!
>>
>>Please stop top posting!
>
>
> That's as annoying as those who do not quote who they are responding to.
>

Then we'll really be confused. Just go up one notch in the client.
It's not that hard.

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[Anus]

"Ride-A-Lot" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> [email protected] wrote:
> > Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> >
> >>DUDE!!!!
> >>
> >>Please stop top posting!
> >
> >
> > That's as annoying as those who do not quote who they are responding to.
> >
>
> Then we'll really be confused. Just go up one notch in the client.
> It's not that hard.
>
> --
> o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
> www.schnauzers.ws


Just learn how to post properly. It's not that hard.

 

[Phil, Squid-in-Training]

> So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the newsgroup?
>
> It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
> community.

I despise the ones in my town with all my soul. I have no respect for them
and never will.

They do nothing but hassle poor cyclists such as me looking to get to class
a little bit faster.

When I say that, I mean one gets a $98 moving violation for not putting a
foot down at a stop sign. How ridiculous is that? Do car drivers have to
open their car doors and put a foot down?

Not to mention the $55 ticket for riding no-hands.

And the $45 ticket for no lights at night, for each light.

You can get a $45 ticket for riding with only a front brake. You can also
get the same one for riding without a seat.

Then there's all the regular ones... sidewalk riding... riding on the wrong
side of the road...

And everything else is categorized under "reckless driving."

I'd rather pay higher taxes than have to wade through the legal morass known
as the "judicial system." I've paid about half of the total wages I've ever
earned from my job at my bicycle shop in fees to the state. Once the US
becomes a police state, I will have been long gone.

I cannot wait to leave this town occupied by officers with nothing else
better to do.

Thankfully, they're, um, slow and can't keep up with me.

--
Phil, Squid-in-Training

 

[[email protected]]

Phil, Squid-in-Training wrote:
> > So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the
newsgroup?
> >
> > It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
> > community.
>
> They do nothing but hassle poor cyclists such as me looking to get to
class
> a little bit faster.

If you're not following traffic law, then they aren't technically
"hassling" you - they're doing their jobs.

Now, before you start yelling about this, let me tell you - I was once
a commuter cyclist before aggressive drivers drove me to MTBing. And
drivers get mad watching bikers flagrantly breaking traffic law.

Want some proof? Mosey on over to rec.autos.driving, and see what
kinds of attitudes prevail about even strictly legal cycling.

> When I say that, I mean one gets a $98 moving violation for not
putting a
> foot down at a stop sign. How ridiculous is that?

Depends on what the law says. If it says you have to put your foot
down, then you do. Don't ***** at the cop, complain to the moron who
can't fathom a trackstand.

> Not to mention the $55 ticket for riding no-hands.

I would hope so. Like a driver driving no-hands.

> And the $45 ticket for no lights at night, for each light.

Another big "duh" there. You can't drive around town with no lights at
night - why should be able to bike that way?

> You can get a $45 ticket for riding with only a front brake. You can
also
> get the same one for riding without a seat.

I don't get those - but again, it's not the cops that make up these
rules.

> Then there's all the regular ones... sidewalk riding... riding on the
wrong
> side of the road...

You're not complaining about these, are you?

> And everything else is categorized under "reckless driving."

Everything else illegal, you mean.

> I'd rather pay higher taxes than have to wade through the legal
morass known
> as the "judicial system." I've paid about half of the total wages
I've ever
> earned from my job at my bicycle shop in fees to the state.

It sounds as though you made the choice to ignore the laws, and made it
up as you went along. Is it any wonder drivers hate cyclists? If you
pulled all this **** that you write about, I'm damn glad you got busted
for it. Illegal riders **** me off because their antics reflect poorly
on ever biker on the road. I have always obeyed traffic law to the
letter, yet drivers still were aggressive around me. Because of folks
like you.

If you're going to ride on the road, follow the rules. You're not the
only biker out there, you know.

E.P.

 

[Dave]

Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> [email protected] wrote:
>
>> Ride-A-Lot wrote:
>>
>>> DUDE!!!!
>>>
>>> Please stop top posting!
>>
>>
>>
>> That's as annoying as those who do not quote who they are responding to.
>>
>
> Then we'll really be confused. Just go up one notch in the client. It's
> not that hard.
>

I just changed a setting in thunderbird and now this works. Better?

Peace.

--
David R Marlborough
DJ Mackelicious
http://walkingwounded.blogspot.com/

 

[Dave]

Anus wrote:
> "Ride-A-Lot" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>[email protected] wrote:
>>
>>>Ride-A-Lot wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>DUDE!!!!
>>>>
>>>>Please stop top posting!
>>>
>>>
>>>That's as annoying as those who do not quote who they are responding to.
>>>
>>
>>Then we'll really be confused. Just go up one notch in the client.
>>It's not that hard.
>>
>>--
>>o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
>>www.schnauzers.ws
>
>
>
> Just learn how to post properly. It's not that hard.
>
>

Nothing to learn, really. There are only two possible settings to choose
from. That's like saying you need to learn how to flip a coin.

Peace.

--
David R Marlborough
DJ Mackelicious
http://walkingwounded.blogspot.com/

 

[Dave]

Phil, Squid-in-Training wrote:
>>So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the newsgroup?
>>
>>It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
>>community.
>
>
> I despise the ones in my town with all my soul. I have no respect for them
> and never will.
>
> They do nothing but hassle poor cyclists such as me looking to get to class
> a little bit faster.
>
> When I say that, I mean one gets a $98 moving violation for not putting a
> foot down at a stop sign. How ridiculous is that? Do car drivers have to
> open their car doors and put a foot down?
>
> Not to mention the $55 ticket for riding no-hands.
>
> And the $45 ticket for no lights at night, for each light.
>
> You can get a $45 ticket for riding with only a front brake. You can also
> get the same one for riding without a seat.
>
> Then there's all the regular ones... sidewalk riding... riding on the wrong
> side of the road...
>
> And everything else is categorized under "reckless driving."
>
> I'd rather pay higher taxes than have to wade through the legal morass known
> as the "judicial system." I've paid about half of the total wages I've ever
> earned from my job at my bicycle shop in fees to the state. Once the US
> becomes a police state, I will have been long gone.
>
> I cannot wait to leave this town occupied by officers with nothing else
> better to do.
>
> Thankfully, they're, um, slow and can't keep up with me.
>

Wow, and I thought they were morons in my village. Your story has me
really ******. Especially, with the no-hands and putting your foot down
at a traffic light. I'm guilty of both those things every day I ride in
town. And those $45 tickets can add up. Well, at least you can book
like the road runner... *beep-beep*

Peace.

--
David R Marlborough
DJ Mackelicious
http://walkingwounded.blogspot.com/

 

[Ride-A-Lot]

Dave wrote:
> Ride-A-Lot wrote:
>
>> [email protected] wrote:
>>
>>> Ride-A-Lot wrote:
>>>
>>>> DUDE!!!!
>>>>
>>>> Please stop top posting!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> That's as annoying as those who do not quote who they are responding to.
>>>
>>
>> Then we'll really be confused. Just go up one notch in the client.
>> It's not that hard.
>>
>
> I just changed a setting in thunderbird and now this works. Better?
>
> Peace.
>

Perfect! Thanks. It just makes reading threaded posts easier.

--
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www.schnauzers.ws

 

[Dave]

[email protected] wrote:
> Phil, Squid-in-Training wrote:
>
>>>So, I was wondering if any mountain bike cops frequent the
>
> newsgroup?
>
>>>It might be a cool way to do some good for both yourself and the
>>>community.
>>
>>They do nothing but hassle poor cyclists such as me looking to get to
>
> class
>
>>a little bit faster.
>
>
> If you're not following traffic law, then they aren't technically
> "hassling" you - they're doing their jobs.
>
> Now, before you start yelling about this, let me tell you - I was once
> a commuter cyclist before aggressive drivers drove me to MTBing. And
> drivers get mad watching bikers flagrantly breaking traffic law.
>
> Want some proof? Mosey on over to rec.autos.driving, and see what
> kinds of attitudes prevail about even strictly legal cycling.
>
>
>>When I say that, I mean one gets a $98 moving violation for not
>
> putting a
>
>>foot down at a stop sign. How ridiculous is that?
>
>
> Depends on what the law says. If it says you have to put your foot
> down, then you do. Don't ***** at the cop, complain to the moron who
> can't fathom a trackstand.
>
>
>>Not to mention the $55 ticket for riding no-hands.
>
>
> I would hope so. Like a driver driving no-hands.
>
>
>>And the $45 ticket for no lights at night, for each light.
>
>
> Another big "duh" there. You can't drive around town with no lights at
> night - why should be able to bike that way?
>
>
>>You can get a $45 ticket for riding with only a front brake. You can
>
> also
>
>>get the same one for riding without a seat.
>
>
> I don't get those - but again, it's not the cops that make up these
> rules.
>
>
>>Then there's all the regular ones... sidewalk riding... riding on the
>
> wrong
>
>>side of the road...
>
>
> You're not complaining about these, are you?
>
>
>>And everything else is categorized under "reckless driving."
>
>
> Everything else illegal, you mean.
>
>
>>I'd rather pay higher taxes than have to wade through the legal
>
> morass known
>
>>as the "judicial system." I've paid about half of the total wages
>
> I've ever
>
>>earned from my job at my bicycle shop in fees to the state.
>
>
> It sounds as though you made the choice to ignore the laws, and made it
> up as you went along. Is it any wonder drivers hate cyclists? If you
> pulled all this **** that you write about, I'm damn glad you got busted
> for it. Illegal riders **** me off because their antics reflect poorly
> on ever biker on the road. I have always obeyed traffic law to the
> letter, yet drivers still were aggressive around me. Because of folks
> like you.
>
> If you're going to ride on the road, follow the rules. You're not the
> only biker out there, you know.
>
> E.P.
>
I hear what you are saying, dude! It's not like I am doing the New
York City bike messenger **** in my village (some of those knobbies are
crazy). I just can't stand when a car races ahead of you to make a
right hand turn cutting in front of you instead of letting you go ahead.
For every bone head thing I have seen done on a bike there are just as
many for drivers believe me.

Peace.

--
David R Marlborough
DJ Mackelicious
http://walkingwounded.blogspot.com/

 

[[email protected]]

Dave wrote:
> [email protected] wrote:
> > If you're going to ride on the road, follow the rules. You're not
the
> > only biker out there, you know.
> >
> > E.P.
> >
> I hear what you are saying, dude! It's not like I am doing the New

> York City bike messenger **** in my village (some of those knobbies
are
> crazy). I just can't stand when a car races ahead of you to make a
> right hand turn cutting in front of you instead of letting you go
ahead.
> For every bone head thing I have seen done on a bike there are just
as
> many for drivers believe me.

Good for you to cure your top-posting. Now, about that full-quoting...

Trim the parts of posts that aren't relevant to your response. Makes
'em easier on the eyes.

Getting right-hooked sucks. And idiots turn left in front of you, etc.
But since drivers have a louder political voice (and can get laws
changed to get bikes off the roads,) we have to be especially careful
to obey the rules. Hell, drivers break almost all the rules all the
time, but drivers save their loudest pissing and moaning over
bicyclists who might just happen to disobey a law or two. So, if we
want to commute, we have to keep our noses clean. I gave up bike
commuting, but it still burns me to see folks completely disregard
traffic law when they're on bikes.

HAND,

E.P.

 

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