Drink moderately not too much because it might get you in trouble. Nowadays people are getting so barbaric and not so patient when it comes to arguments. Be safe dear.
This really got me cracking with laughter. These are the type of jokes that those that drink used to make fun and feel life has ended there. What I always say is that once drunk, there is no need to ride, lest we might get into trouble and even get badly injured from it. So, I will take the banana instead and leave the whiskey while going on a ride.