Couple things come to mind.
On a ride called the Alpine Challenge metric. 7500 ft of climbing so I was getting hungry. I had packed a few Fig Newtons in a baggy to eat along the way. I didn't seal the zip properly while riding. So on the fly I grabbed one and put it in my mouth then started chewing! Yuck but too late now!
But the most terrible was on a ride with a buddy. Doing some hills on a hot summer day. I had a slow leak and didn't realize it so I was getting exhausted trying to keep up with him though I usually did. Then I figured it out but by that time I was really exhausted. I was out of food so he said he still had half a Clif bar left. He offered it and I took it. But he pulled it out while I was fixing the flat so I didn't notice he had it tucked in his shorts along his thigh. He's a huge sweater. I unwrapped the bar and put it in my mouth. Nasty! I asked where he had it stored then he told me. Now that was gross! Freaking hairy sweaty dude!
On a ride called the Alpine Challenge metric. 7500 ft of climbing so I was getting hungry. I had packed a few Fig Newtons in a baggy to eat along the way. I didn't seal the zip properly while riding. So on the fly I grabbed one and put it in my mouth then started chewing! Yuck but too late now!
But the most terrible was on a ride with a buddy. Doing some hills on a hot summer day. I had a slow leak and didn't realize it so I was getting exhausted trying to keep up with him though I usually did. Then I figured it out but by that time I was really exhausted. I was out of food so he said he still had half a Clif bar left. He offered it and I took it. But he pulled it out while I was fixing the flat so I didn't notice he had it tucked in his shorts along his thigh. He's a huge sweater. I unwrapped the bar and put it in my mouth. Nasty! I asked where he had it stored then he told me. Now that was gross! Freaking hairy sweaty dude!