Dave Wimp <
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> And some are just hypocritical, elitist pieces of feces.
How about we regurgitate a classic from Kathleen?
From: Kathleen <
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ClydesdaleMTB wrote:
> Dave wrote:
>
> > I've said it once and i'll say it again. IF IT'S OK FOR HIM TO SLAM FOLKS, MAKE UP CUTESY NAMES,
> > AND GENERALLY DISRESPECT OTHERS, THAN IT'S O.K FOR ME TO RETURN THE FAVOR.
>
> "Mommy, make him stop looking at me!!!!"
>
He sort of reminds me of my dog, Zane. He'd *like* to be a leg humper, but he's gotten kicked so
many times that he doesn't dare. And Scully doesn't take kindly to his advances, either.
Currently he's got a gash under one eye and a tuft of hair missing from his cheek from the last
time Scully had to remind him to leave her alone. So he lacks that outlet, too. Lately he's
developed a new tactic. He stands at a safe distance, making sure there's nothing between him
and his chosen escape route and makes humping motions in her general direction whenever her back
is turned. It's obscene - he looks like an Elvis impersonator. I suspect our buddy, Dave, is in
pretty much the same boat. Gotten his ass kicked too many times for, uh, "acting out", so now he
practices long distance humping.
Kathleen