Yes I'm coming in to the thread late, and top posting (r.r. is aghast in
muted horror, the nerve!), and happy to say you are all a bunch of nitwits.
Boring Prophet: "I do just nicely on a Cheerio a day".
Blood and Thunder Prophet: "You must eat sixteen bowls of Raisin Bran just
to fart properly"
Boring Prophet: "Ahem. Consider a balanced diet."
Harry the Haggler: "But you haven't done any research"
Blood and Thunder Prophet: "And the shall be a great rubbing of parts ..."
Brian: "Consider also the push ups and the lifts"
Arthur: "He's making it up as he goes along."
Boring Prophet: "Yes I have"
Harry the Haggler: "No you haven't
Brian: "I have research!" holds up scroll found on the Internet.
Blood and Thunder Prophet: "Wicked wobbly hairy great private parts"
Brian: "And so it is writ, THE WILL OF BOB!"
Elsie: "Who is Bob?"
Brian: stepping down from his box "No one, now go away"
Elsie: "But you must tell us! [censored], where'd he go? I that his diet plan? He
has left us a sign! A FAD! Follow the FAD!
Shoe Follower: "No! You must cast off Nikes and gather carbs in abundance!"
Elsie: "Blasphemer!" Elsie and the Faddists pick up a huge boulder and drop
it on the Shoe Follower.
Surf <apologies to Monty Python and their many fans, everywhere>
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