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R.White · 2003-01-22T22:25:52+00:00

I found this on the mountain bike group. Just wanted to pass it along. http://cybercondor.free.fr/index2.html

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R.White
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22 January 2003, 22:25 UTC #1

I found this on the mountain bike group. Just wanted to pass it along.
cybercondor.free.frindex2.html

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Derek Swift
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22 January 2003, 22:26 UTC #2

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cybercondor.free.frindex2.html
Thanks! I enjoyed this website. At the same time, I was glad I was not the one on the bike. 🙂
Derek

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Ian D
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22 January 2003, 22:26 UTC #3

et on dit que les anglais sont fous...

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Derek Swift
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22 January 2003, 22:26 UTC #4

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et on dit que les anglais sont fous
chacun croit qu'un certain aspect de la vie d'une autre personne est aliene. ce n'est
typiquement pas vrai.
Derek

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Mike O'Brien
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22 January 2003, 22:26 UTC #5

"Derek Swift" <[email hidden]> wrote
| > et on dit que les anglais sont fous
| chacun croit qu'un certain aspect de la vie d'une autre personne est aliene. ce n'est typiquement
| pas vrai.
whata hecka youse gys sayin heer?

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Derek Swift
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22 January 2003, 22:26 UTC #6

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whata hecka youse gys sayin heer?

"and it is said that English is insane" was the first from whoever that was.
I responded:
"each one believes that a certain aspect of the life of another person is insane. it is typically
not true."
Derek

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Mikael Seierup
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22 January 2003, 22:26 UTC #7

King Arthur and his knights of the round table, along with their servants, "ride" up to a castle.
King Arthur's servant, Patsy, blows a horn.
Arthur: HELLO!
(waits)
Bedevere: HELLO!
(waits)
An armor-clad face appears at the top of the rampart. It speaks in an outrageous French accent.
Soldier: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?
Arthur: It is I, King Arthur, and these are my knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
S: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Lombard.
T: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us
food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
U: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got one, you see?
V: What?
Lancelot: He says they've already *got* one!
W: (confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?
X: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs. (to the other soldiers🙂 I told 'em we've already *got* one!
(they snicker)
Y: (taken a bit off balance) Well... ah, um... Can we come up and have a look?
Z: Of course not! You are English types.
Z: Well, what are you then?
Z: (Indignant) Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent, you silly king?!
Galahad: What are you doing in *England*?
Z: Mind your own business!
Z: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
Z: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah blow
my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!
(the soldier proceeds to bang on his helmet with his hands and stick out his tongue at the knights,
making strange noises.)
Galahad: What a strange person.
Z: (getting mad) Now look here, my good ma--
Z: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your
general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Z: No!! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
(pause)
Z: Now this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable....
Z: (to four other soldiers, standing behind him on the rampart) Fetchez la vache.
Other Soldier: qua?
Z: Fetchez la vache!
(the other soldiers are seen leading a cow... mooing noises)
Z: (continued) ...if you do not agree to my commands, than I shall--
(Boing! The cow goes flying through the air over the rampart...
Z: Jesus Christ!
(...and lands, amid great mooing, on one of the footmen. Various crying-outs from Arthur's party.)
Z: (determined) Right! (drawing sword) CHARGE!
Rest of Arthur's Party: CHAAAARGE!
(As they run towards the French Castle, swords drawn, they are met by a huge onslaught of live
animals of all sizes, that come plummeting down from the ramparts of the castle. Amid screams, they
all turn back before even reaching the castle walls, save Launcelot, who reaches the stone wall in
time to give it one stroke with his sword before retreating.)
French Soldier: (throwing down a goose) Hey, this one is for your mother! (and a duck) And this
one's for your gran!
Arthur's party: (hastily retreating) Run away! RUN AWAAAAY!

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David & Niamh
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22 January 2003, 22:26 UTC #8

And this is a fine example of why France should be an island a long way from anyone else ; )
Mikael Seierup <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
King Arthur and his knights of the round table, along with their servants, "ride" up to a castle.
King Arthur's servant, Patsy, blows a horn.
Arthur: HELLO!
(waits)
Bedevere: HELLO!
(waits)
An armor-clad face appears at the top of the rampart. It speaks in an outrageous French accent.
Soldier: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?
Arthur: It is I, King Arthur, and these are my knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
S: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Lombard.
A: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give
us food and shelter for the night, he can join

us
Quoted message said:
in our quest for the Holy Grail.
S: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already

got
Quoted message said:
one, you see?
A: What?
Lancelot: He says they've already *got* one!
A: (confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?
S: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs. (to the other soldiers🙂 I told 'em we've already *got* one! (they
snicker)
A: (taken a bit off balance) Well... ah, um... Can we come up and have a

look?
Quoted message said:

S: Of course not! You are English types.
A: Well, what are you then?
S: (Indignant) Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent, you silly king?!
Galahad: What are you doing in *England*?
S: Mind your own business!
A: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
S: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son

of a
Quoted message said:
silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You

and
Quoted message said:
all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!
(the soldier proceeds to bang on his helmet with his hands and stick out

his
Quoted message said:
tongue at the knights, making strange noises.)
Galahad: What a strange person.
A: (getting mad) Now look here, my good ma--
S: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your
general direction! Your mother was a hamster,

and
Quoted message said:
your father smelt of elderberries!
Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
S: No!! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
(pause)
A: Now this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable....
S: (to four other soldiers, standing behind him on the rampart) Fetchez la vache.
Other Soldier: qua?
S: Fetchez la vache!
(the other soldiers are seen leading a cow... mooing noises)
A: (continued) ...if you do not agree to my commands, than I shall--
(Boing! The cow goes flying through the air over the rampart...
A: Jesus Christ!
(...and lands, amid great mooing, on one of the footmen. Various

crying-outs
Quoted message said:
from Arthur's party.)
A: (determined) Right! (drawing sword) CHARGE!
Rest of Arthur's Party: CHAAAARGE!
(As they run towards the French Castle, swords drawn, they are met by a

huge
Quoted message said:
onslaught of live animals of all sizes, that come plummeting down from

the
Quoted message said:
ramparts of the castle. Amid screams, they all turn back before even

reaching
Quoted message said:
the castle walls, save Launcelot, who reaches the stone wall in time to

give
Quoted message said:
it one stroke with his sword before retreating.)
French Soldier: (throwing down a goose) Hey, this one is for your mother! (and a duck) And this
one's for your gran!
Arthur's party: (hastily retreating) Run away! RUN AWAAAAY!

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A&B
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22 January 2003, 22:45 UTC #9

Thank-you bg Mikael Seierup said:

King Arthur and his knights of the round table, along with their servants, "ride" up to a castle.
King Arthur's servant, Patsy, blows a horn.
Arthur: HELLO!
(waits)
Bedevere: HELLO!
(waits)
An armor-clad face appears at the top of the rampart. It speaks in an outrageous French accent.
Soldier: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?
Arthur: It is I, King Arthur, and these are my knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
S: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Lombard.
A: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give
us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
S: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got one, you see?
A: What?
Lancelot: He says they've already *got* one!
A: (confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?
S: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs. (to the other soldiers🙂 I told 'em we've already *got* one! (they
snicker)
A: (taken a bit off balance) Well... ah, um... Can we come up and have a look?
S: Of course not! You are English types.
A: Well, what are you then?
S: (Indignant) Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent, you silly king?!
Galahad: What are you doing in *England*?
S: Mind your own business!
A: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
S: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah
blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English
Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!
(the soldier proceeds to bang on his helmet with his hands and stick out his tongue at the
knights, making strange noises.)
Galahad: What a strange person.
A: (getting mad) Now look here, my good ma--
S: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your
general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
S: No!! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
(pause)
A: Now this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable....
S: (to four other soldiers, standing behind him on the rampart) Fetchez la vache.
Other Soldier: qua?
S: Fetchez la vache!
(the other soldiers are seen leading a cow... mooing noises)
A: (continued) ...if you do not agree to my commands, than I shall--
(Boing! The cow goes flying through the air over the rampart...
A: Jesus Christ!
(...and lands, amid great mooing, on one of the footmen. Various crying-outs from Arthur's party.)
A: (determined) Right! (drawing sword) CHARGE!
Rest of Arthur's Party: CHAAAARGE!
(As they run towards the French Castle, swords drawn, they are met by a huge onslaught of live
animals of all sizes, that come plummeting down from the ramparts of the castle. Amid screams,
they all turn back before even reaching the castle walls, save Launcelot, who reaches the stone
wall in time to give it one stroke with his sword before retreating.)
French Soldier: (throwing down a goose) Hey, this one is for your mother! (and a duck) And this
one's for your gran!
Arthur's party: (hastily retreating) Run away! RUN AWAAAAY!

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