Cyclists' Chat-Up Lines

Quoted message said:

Apologies in advance for seemingly excessive treacle content, but it's
pretty much on the mark...

"Hi Roos!"

Pete.

Silly boy. The correct phrase is "Hello Vernon!"

Cheers, helen s

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Richard Bates <[email hidden]> wrote:
: You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
: the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
: line?

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Quoted message said:

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That's a remarkably good Graham Norton impersonation you do there, Arthur!

Cheers, helen s :-Þ

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On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 12:08:09 +0000 someone who may be Richard Bates
<[email hidden]> wrote this:-

Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Ask her about her bike?

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David Hansen said:

Ask her about her bike?

"That's a nice bike. Does it /go/, if you know what I mean, nudge
nudge, wink wink, *say no more!*" etc.

Pete.
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Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Hi Would you fancy a ride together anytime ?

Arthur Clune said:

Richard Bates <[email hidden]> wrote:
: You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
: the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
: line?

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Rotates hips slightly forward and up in tight lycra

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🙂

Oooooh, that's a big insert you've got!
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In article <[email hidden]>,

(dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) said:

I do like a man with a full-length pump. None of this little mini-pumps for me.

Again - only to my husband :-)

Wot, your husband carries a track pump while he's out cycling?

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Quoted message said:

Wot, your husband carries a track pump while he's out cycling?

It certainly looks that way ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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ATH

My, that's a fabulous Bananaguard. Would you like a Bananamate?

Cheers, helen s

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Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

wanna see what's hiding in these bib-shorts ?

Call me Bob said:

Most of us would be fibbing if we used this but how about:

"Hello love, I'm Nipples Colyer, p'raps you've heard of me?"

Never fails ;-)

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elyob said:

Can I sniff your saddle?

There is a proper word for this, according to Viz:

http://tinyurl.com/42bot

Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Or more typically for cyclists,

"What gear ratios do you have on that? I use 12-25 on the back and
50/39 up front."

If she doesn't respond favourably to this, forget her - you'll never get
on ;-)

Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

"This time next year, we'll be laughing together... on a tandem"?

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Quoted message said:

Never fails ;-)

Well it worked at least once, as you are married ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

What *are* you going to do with that chain?

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Chris

Richard Bates vaguely muttered something like ...

Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

"Hello ... er ... hello .......... "

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Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

...errr....

I'm having a bit of a stiffness problem.
Can you hold my crank while I give my SPDs a twist?

Or conversely

Oh! Your ears are like petals.
..
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..bicycle petals!

IGMC

Call me Bob said:

On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 12:15:57 +0000, Jack Ouzzi

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Hello Duck, Get yer cranks out :-D (assuming a female here)

Most of us would be fibbing if we used this but how about:

"Hello love, I'm Nipples Colyer, p'raps you've heard of me?"

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That's had me chuckling all afternoon.