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  1. the top ten books in Smiths are;
    Men in Sheds (vols 1 and 2)
    Colemanballs volume 1500000
    The Top Gear book of [censored] cars (ireally wanted to get this for my brother
    but I think the word [censored] should come before the Top)
    Viz something or other
    FHM book of bar room jokes
    etc etc
    I was tempted by Grumpy old Men but most of it is not even written by Messrs
    Peel et al.
    still at least they haven't got an "I'm a has been fly me to Oz" one out
    yet.

  2. On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 14:37:28 -0000, "MartinM" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Men in Sheds (vols 1 and 2)

    The shed is thataway ------->

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  3. Just zis Guy said:

    On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 14:37:28 -0000, "MartinM" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Men in Sheds (vols 1 and 2)

    The shed is thataway ------->

    Not in /my/ arjsreader, thobut...

    --

    Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
    World Domination?
    Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
    floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

  4. "Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Just zis Guy said:

    On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 14:37:28 -0000, "MartinM" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Men in Sheds (vols 1 and 2)

    The shed is thataway ------->

    Not in /my/ arjsreader, thobut...

    I was disappointed in not seeing any bikes in any of the sheds in the books,
    but only had a quick look through; I liked the Shedi Knight ;-)

  5. MartinM said:

    the top ten books in Smiths are;
    Men in Sheds (vols 1 and 2)
    Colemanballs volume 1500000
    The Top Gear book of [censored] cars (ireally wanted to get this for my brother
    but I think the word [censored] should come before the Top)
    Viz something or other
    FHM book of bar room jokes
    etc etc
    I was tempted by Grumpy old Men but most of it is not even written by Messrs
    Peel et al.
    still at least they haven't got an "I'm a has been fly me to Oz" one out
    yet.


    I've just ordered this, which looks rather good. Will be familiar to
    any b3ta regulars.

    http://www.play.com/play247.asp?searchtype=bookauthor&searchstring=nicey+and+wifey&page=search&Go.x=0&Go.y=0

  6. In message <[email hidden]>, MartinM
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    the top ten books in Smiths are;
    Men in Sheds (vols 1 and 2)
    Colemanballs volume 1500000
    The Top Gear book of [censored] cars (ireally wanted to get this for my brother
    but I think the word [censored] should come before the Top)
    Viz something or other
    FHM book of bar room jokes

    Links like this one do the rounds:
    <http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/>

    --
    congokid
    Good restaurants in London? Number one on Google
    http://congokid.com

  7. In message <[email hidden]>, MartinM
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    the top ten books in Smiths are;
    Men in Sheds (vols 1 and 2)
    Colemanballs volume 1500000
    The Top Gear book of [censored] cars (ireally wanted to get this for my brother
    but I think the word [censored] should come before the Top)
    Viz something or other
    FHM book of bar room jokes

    Links like this one do the rounds:
    <http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/>

    --
    congokid
    Good restaurants in London? Number one on Google
    http://congokid.com

  8. congokid said:

    Links like this one do the rounds:
    <http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/>

    He was in Thee Pubbe last night... Spook!

    --

    Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
    World Domination?
    Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
    floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

  9. Dave Larrington said:

    He was in Thee Pubbe last night... Spook!

    Who? Joel Veitch?

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  10. Just zis Guy said:
    Dave Larrington said:

    He was in Thee Pubbe last night... Spook!

    Who? Joel Veitch?

    Khaki Fool! Actually, the fellow in Thee Pubbe had a different hat, was
    waving a bottle of whisky around and confessing to have come from
    Manchester, a fact which led my friend Ms. Infidel to conclude that he was,
    in fact, our tame medico Dokta Tokblox, having slipped through an Eddie in
    the STC from some ten or fifteen years in the future.

    Then the barman repelled him by force.

    --

    Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
    World Domination?
    Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
    floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

  11. congokid said:

    In message <[email hidden]>, MartinM
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    the top ten books in Smiths are;
    Men in Sheds (vols 1 and 2)
    Colemanballs volume 1500000
    The Top Gear book of [censored] cars (ireally wanted to get this for my brother
    but I think the word [censored] should come before the Top)
    Viz something or other
    FHM book of bar room jokes

    Links like this one do the rounds:
    <http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/>

    That is one of the b3ta classics. http://www.yourallgay.com
    (grammatical error intentional) is another - the guy made the page
    because he was fed up of illiterate trolls posting "your all gay" on the
    b3ta messageboard.

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