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  1. For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

    BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT

    Bicycle theft has always been a serious issue for bike owners.
    Traditionally, bicycle owners have employed theft resistant locks like
    U-Locks, or cables and heavy-duty chains with padlocks. Even then they've
    carefully had to select highly visible, well lighted locations, and to
    ensure that their precious bike is locked to a fixed object. But the thieves
    still sometimes win, and bicycle theft remains a thorn in the side of the
    cycling industry.

    But thanks to a new product being developed by Bell Bicycle Accessories,
    there may be a solution. Engineers working for Bell in a research laboratory
    in Switzerland have come up with a paint product that may be the answer to
    the longstanding problem of bicycle theft. The revolutionary paint will be
    sold under the patented name "BAINT Paint". BAINT is a reversed acronym for
    Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles (T.N.I.A.B.).

    The formula behind BAINT Paint was first discovered accidentally by a junior
    research assistant in the Swiss laboratory. The junior assistant, who has
    not been named, apparently added some chemicals by mistake when Bell
    engineers were trying to create an imitation White Lightning product for
    their new BrainChain line of bicycle maintenance products. When the
    assistant spilled some of the resulting mixture over his shoes, he noticed
    that his feet had disappeared. After discovering that a single application
    of the mysterious paste rendered all objects invisible, the Bell Development
    Team realized that they had stumbled upon an invisible paint. They
    immediately thought of an application of this amazing new product for the
    cycling industry. Bicycle theft could be combatted by painting bikes and
    making them invisible, based on the premise that a bicycle that can't be
    seen also can't be stolen.

    It took Bell engineers over a year to replicate and perfect the formula, in
    part because the junior assistant could not recall exactly what chemicals he
    had used. But BAINT Paint is now in the last stage of development, and will
    soon be available to the general public.

    The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles) Paint is
    easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied to the
    entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
    fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two minutes
    the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if your bike
    is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!

    The marketing division of Bell Bicycle Accessories has admitted some
    difficulties with the new product. "For one thing", said Marketing Director
    Mr. I.C. Hugh Nough, "It's hard to sell a product that you can't see." And
    he admits that riding an invisible bike takes some getting used to. "You
    need to adjust to not seeing your pedals or your brake levers and gear
    shifters," said Mr. Nough. "But you get used to it. You learn to ride by
    feel."

    Does the paint wear off over time? Mr. Nough doesn't think so. "After
    dropping the paint on his shoes, our lab assistant never saw his shoes
    again. So you have to be really sure that you're doing the right thing
    before using our product. We are working with officials from the State
    Department for Public Safety to prevent our product getting in the hands of
    children who might not use it for its intended purpose. Availability of our
    product will probably be limited exclusively to adults over the age of 18."

    At the present time the invisible paint is an irreversible process. "We are
    still working on inventing a De-BAINT Paint companion product. The De-BAINT
    Paint will be designed to reverse the invisible chemical cycle and restore
    visibility of the original paint." But Mr. Nough admits that it could be
    some time before the De-BAINT Paint product will be ready. "Our engineers
    are still perfecting the formula. Our current research is showing that the
    reverse cycle produced by De-BAINT Paint causes structural damage to the
    frame. So for now we're just going with the BAINT Paint, and telling people
    it is an irreversible procedure at this point."

    Although BAINT Paint is not yet on the market for the public, Bell Bicycle
    Accessories have released a promotional supply of the invisible paint to
    some professional riders. The initial reaction has been very positive, and
    BAINT Paint appears set to make a big hit with the cycling community.
    Reporters have not been able to witness the application of BAINT Paint, but
    media representatives were provided with several photos of the new product,
    including some spectacular pictures of the product being used in race
    conditions.

    Not everyone shares Mr. Nough's enthusiasm for the invisible paint. "Have
    you ever wondered how stupid you look without your bike?" said one critic.
    "Now you know." But Mr. Nough is convinced that with his product, bicycle
    theft will be a thing of the past. "Invisible paint is here for real," he
    quipped, "People just need to see it to believe it!"

    Posted Wednesday - 2004-11-24 - 23:43:14 EST
    by Staff Reporter Verdra H. Ciretop in Toronto
    All Rights Unreserved - Loof Lirpa Publishing
    Text may be freely copied & redistributed

    Don't miss the incredible pictures that come with this article!
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

  2. Looking forward to a posting on 01-04-2005

    --
    Bonne route,

    Sandy
    Verneuil-sur-Seine FR

    "Verdra H. Ciretop" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de :
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

    BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT

    Bicycle theft has always been a serious issue for bike owners.
    Traditionally, bicycle owners have employed theft resistant locks like
    U-Locks, or cables and heavy-duty chains with padlocks. Even then they've
    carefully had to select highly visible, well lighted locations, and to
    ensure that their precious bike is locked to a fixed object. But the
    thieves
    still sometimes win, and bicycle theft remains a thorn in the side of the
    cycling industry.

    But thanks to a new product being developed by Bell Bicycle Accessories,
    there may be a solution. Engineers working for Bell in a research
    laboratory
    in Switzerland have come up with a paint product that may be the answer to
    the longstanding problem of bicycle theft. The revolutionary paint will be
    sold under the patented name "BAINT Paint". BAINT is a reversed acronym
    for
    Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles (T.N.I.A.B.).

    The formula behind BAINT Paint was first discovered accidentally by a
    junior
    research assistant in the Swiss laboratory. The junior assistant, who has
    not been named, apparently added some chemicals by mistake when Bell
    engineers were trying to create an imitation White Lightning product for
    their new BrainChain line of bicycle maintenance products. When the
    assistant spilled some of the resulting mixture over his shoes, he noticed
    that his feet had disappeared. After discovering that a single application
    of the mysterious paste rendered all objects invisible, the Bell
    Development
    Team realized that they had stumbled upon an invisible paint. They
    immediately thought of an application of this amazing new product for the
    cycling industry. Bicycle theft could be combatted by painting bikes and
    making them invisible, based on the premise that a bicycle that can't be
    seen also can't be stolen.

    It took Bell engineers over a year to replicate and perfect the formula,
    in
    part because the junior assistant could not recall exactly what chemicals
    he
    had used. But BAINT Paint is now in the last stage of development, and
    will
    soon be available to the general public.

    The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles) Paint is
    easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied to the
    entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
    fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two minutes
    the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if your
    bike
    is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!

    The marketing division of Bell Bicycle Accessories has admitted some
    difficulties with the new product. "For one thing", said Marketing
    Director
    Mr. I.C. Hugh Nough, "It's hard to sell a product that you can't see." And
    he admits that riding an invisible bike takes some getting used to. "You
    need to adjust to not seeing your pedals or your brake levers and gear
    shifters," said Mr. Nough. "But you get used to it. You learn to ride by
    feel."

    Does the paint wear off over time? Mr. Nough doesn't think so. "After
    dropping the paint on his shoes, our lab assistant never saw his shoes
    again. So you have to be really sure that you're doing the right thing
    before using our product. We are working with officials from the State
    Department for Public Safety to prevent our product getting in the hands
    of
    children who might not use it for its intended purpose. Availability of
    our
    product will probably be limited exclusively to adults over the age of
    18."

    At the present time the invisible paint is an irreversible process. "We
    are
    still working on inventing a De-BAINT Paint companion product. The
    De-BAINT
    Paint will be designed to reverse the invisible chemical cycle and restore
    visibility of the original paint." But Mr. Nough admits that it could be
    some time before the De-BAINT Paint product will be ready. "Our engineers
    are still perfecting the formula. Our current research is showing that the
    reverse cycle produced by De-BAINT Paint causes structural damage to the
    frame. So for now we're just going with the BAINT Paint, and telling
    people
    it is an irreversible procedure at this point."

    Although BAINT Paint is not yet on the market for the public, Bell Bicycle
    Accessories have released a promotional supply of the invisible paint to
    some professional riders. The initial reaction has been very positive, and
    BAINT Paint appears set to make a big hit with the cycling community.
    Reporters have not been able to witness the application of BAINT Paint,
    but
    media representatives were provided with several photos of the new
    product,
    including some spectacular pictures of the product being used in race
    conditions.

    Not everyone shares Mr. Nough's enthusiasm for the invisible paint. "Have
    you ever wondered how stupid you look without your bike?" said one critic.
    "Now you know." But Mr. Nough is convinced that with his product, bicycle
    theft will be a thing of the past. "Invisible paint is here for real," he
    quipped, "People just need to see it to believe it!"

    Posted Wednesday - 2004-11-24 - 23:43:14 EST
    by Staff Reporter Verdra H. Ciretop in Toronto
    All Rights Unreserved - Loof Lirpa Publishing
    Text may be freely copied & redistributed

    Don't miss the incredible pictures that come with this article!
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

  3. Verdra H. Ciretop said:

    For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article

    By all means, please do go to hell.

    Thank you.
    --
    BS (no, really)

  4. Sandy said:

    Looking forward to a posting on 01-04-2005

    IBDA. Look at the publisher's name at the bottom of the page.
    --
    Typoes are a feature, not a bug.
    Some gardening required to reply via email.
    Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

  5. "Verdra H. Ciretop" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

    BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT

    .

    The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles) Paint is
    easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied to the
    entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
    fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two minutes
    the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if your bike
    is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!


    It must be a similar product to the coating on SUV windows that also
    makes bikes invisible.

    Cam

  6. Out of sight, out of mind, huh? Let's just hope the owner doiesn't
    forget where he/she parked! §:-3)>

    - -

    "May you have the wind at your back.
    And a really low gear for the hills!"

    Chris Zacho ~ "Your Friendly Neighborhood Wheelman"

    Chris'Z Corner
    http://www.geocities.com/czcorner

  7. Cam wrote

    Quoted message said:

    "Verdra H. Ciretop" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

    BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT

    .

    The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles) Paint is
    easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied to
    the
    entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
    fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two
    minutes
    the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if your
    bike
    is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!


    It must be a similar product to the coating on SUV windows that also
    makes bikes invisible.

    It's a formula that's been used for years by night cyclists to make their
    headlights and reflectors invisible.

    Austin

  8. B i l l S o r n s o n said:

    By all means, please do go to hell.

    Thank you.

    I-t w-a-s a j-o-k-e

  9. Zog The Undeniable said:
    B i l l S o r n s o n said:

    By all means, please do go to hell.

    Thank you.

    I-t w-a-s a j-o-k-e

    That's been posted r-e-p-e-a-t-e-d-l-y in the last w-e-e-k

  10. AustinMN said:

    Cam wrote

    Quoted message said:

    "Verdra H. Ciretop" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

    BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT

    .

    The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles)
    Paint is
    easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied
    to the
    entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
    fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two
    minutes
    the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if
    your bike
    is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!


    It must be a similar product to the coating on SUV windows that also
    makes bikes invisible.

    It's a formula that's been used for years by night cyclists to make
    their headlights and reflectors invisible.

    Austin

    I have just recieved my order from the suppliers. I opened the package
    but could not find the enclosed can of Baint or reciept.

    Sniper8052

  11. Sniper8052(L96A1) said:


    I have just recieved my order from the suppliers. I opened
    the package but could not find the enclosed can of Baint or
    reciept.
    Sniper8052

    I'm going to put it on my helmet if it becomes compulsory to wear one.
    --
    Mark

    1x1 wheel, 3x2 wheels & 1x3 wheels.

  12. "the.Mark" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Sniper8052(L96A1) said:
    Quoted message said:

    For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article


    here:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

    I have just recieved my order from the suppliers. I opened
    the package but could not find the enclosed can of Baint or
    reciept.

    I'm going to put it on my helmet if it becomes compulsory to wear one.

    Brilliant! I loved it! 🙂

    BTW, has anyone bumped into my bike? I forgot where I put it after painting
    it with this stuff...

  13. Sniper8052(L96A1) [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:

    I have just recieved my order from the suppliers. I opened the package
    but could not find the enclosed can of Baint or reciept.

    The container must have been damaged in transit. You should return it at
    once and call in a certified Dangerous Goods expert.

    Jon

  14. Shane Maven said:


    BTW, has anyone bumped into my bike? I forgot where I put it after painting
    it with this stuff...

    It b'aint there any more.

    Tony

  15. "Verdra H. Ciretop" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT
    ----------------

    in all seriousness.... back in the days of steel frames, I had a
    "decent" bike on a college campus where theft was a big problem. I
    needed my bike for both daily commuting and weekend racing. what I did
    was sand most of the paint off, sprayed on a little water to get some
    rust , and then clear-coated it so it wouldn't get any worse.

    It was, basically, ugly as sin.

    raised a few eyebrows at start lines, but lasted through college
    without getting stolen!

    d

  16. the.Mark said:
    Sniper8052(L96A1) said:

    I have just recieved my order from the suppliers. I opened
    the package but could not find the enclosed can of Baint or
    reciept.
    Sniper8052

    I'm going to put it on my helmet if it becomes compulsory to wear one.

    Contact Mr Tachi for one.
    http://projects.star.t.u-tokyo.ac.jp/projects/MEDIA/xv/oc.html

    Tony

  17. "Verdra H. Ciretop" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

    BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT

    Bicycle theft has always been a serious issue for bike owners.
    Traditionally, bicycle owners have employed theft resistant locks like
    U-Locks, or cables and heavy-duty chains with padlocks. Even then they've
    carefully had to select highly visible, well lighted locations, and to
    ensure that their precious bike is locked to a fixed object. But the thieves
    still sometimes win, and bicycle theft remains a thorn in the side of the
    cycling industry.

    But thanks to a new product being developed by Bell Bicycle Accessories,
    there may be a solution. Engineers working for Bell in a research laboratory
    in Switzerland have come up with a paint product that may be the answer to
    the longstanding problem of bicycle theft. The revolutionary paint will be
    sold under the patented name "BAINT Paint". BAINT is a reversed acronym for
    Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles (T.N.I.A.B.).

    The formula behind BAINT Paint was first discovered accidentally by a junior
    research assistant in the Swiss laboratory. The junior assistant, who has
    not been named, apparently added some chemicals by mistake when Bell
    engineers were trying to create an imitation White Lightning product for
    their new BrainChain line of bicycle maintenance products. When the
    assistant spilled some of the resulting mixture over his shoes, he noticed
    that his feet had disappeared. After discovering that a single application
    of the mysterious paste rendered all objects invisible, the Bell Development
    Team realized that they had stumbled upon an invisible paint. They
    immediately thought of an application of this amazing new product for the
    cycling industry. Bicycle theft could be combatted by painting bikes and
    making them invisible, based on the premise that a bicycle that can't be
    seen also can't be stolen.

    It took Bell engineers over a year to replicate and perfect the formula, in
    part because the junior assistant could not recall exactly what chemicals he
    had used. But BAINT Paint is now in the last stage of development, and will
    soon be available to the general public.

    The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles) Paint is
    easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied to the
    entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
    fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two minutes
    the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if your bike
    is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!

    The marketing division of Bell Bicycle Accessories has admitted some
    difficulties with the new product. "For one thing", said Marketing Director
    Mr. I.C. Hugh Nough, "It's hard to sell a product that you can't see." And
    he admits that riding an invisible bike takes some getting used to. "You
    need to adjust to not seeing your pedals or your brake levers and gear
    shifters," said Mr. Nough. "But you get used to it. You learn to ride by
    feel."

    Does the paint wear off over time? Mr. Nough doesn't think so. "After
    dropping the paint on his shoes, our lab assistant never saw his shoes
    again. So you have to be really sure that you're doing the right thing
    before using our product. We are working with officials from the State
    Department for Public Safety to prevent our product getting in the hands of
    children who might not use it for its intended purpose. Availability of our
    product will probably be limited exclusively to adults over the age of 18."

    At the present time the invisible paint is an irreversible process. "We are
    still working on inventing a De-BAINT Paint companion product. The De-BAINT
    Paint will be designed to reverse the invisible chemical cycle and restore
    visibility of the original paint." But Mr. Nough admits that it could be
    some time before the De-BAINT Paint product will be ready. "Our engineers
    are still perfecting the formula. Our current research is showing that the
    reverse cycle produced by De-BAINT Paint causes structural damage to the
    frame. So for now we're just going with the BAINT Paint, and telling people
    it is an irreversible procedure at this point."

    Although BAINT Paint is not yet on the market for the public, Bell Bicycle
    Accessories have released a promotional supply of the invisible paint to
    some professional riders. The initial reaction has been very positive, and
    BAINT Paint appears set to make a big hit with the cycling community.
    Reporters have not been able to witness the application of BAINT Paint, but
    media representatives were provided with several photos of the new product,
    including some spectacular pictures of the product being used in race
    conditions.

    Not everyone shares Mr. Nough's enthusiasm for the invisible paint. "Have
    you ever wondered how stupid you look without your bike?" said one critic.
    "Now you know." But Mr. Nough is convinced that with his product, bicycle
    theft will be a thing of the past. "Invisible paint is here for real," he
    quipped, "People just need to see it to believe it!"

    Posted Wednesday - 2004-11-24 - 23:43:14 EST
    by Staff Reporter Verdra H. Ciretop in Toronto
    All Rights Unreserved - Loof Lirpa Publishing
    Text may be freely copied & redistributed

    Don't miss the incredible pictures that come with this article!
    http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

    I smell Sheldon all over this.

  18. John McGraw said:

    "Verdra H. Ciretop" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article

    Quoted message said:

    I smell Sheldon all over this.

    Except he'd be considerate enough to TRIM ALL THE [censored] before posting a
    one-sentence reply.

  19. :
    : >> For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article
    :
    : > I smell Sheldon all over this.
    :
    : Except he'd be considerate enough to TRIM ALL THE [censored] before posting a
    : one-sentence reply.
    :
    I was thinking the same thing. TRIM!

    Pat in TX
    :

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