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  1. After having read about the practice here and elsewhere, I finally did
    it; took my bike with me into a shop.

    It was only a Tesco Express and I was only after an emergency bottle of
    wine but, as I approached I realised there was *no* bike parking. Not
    even a convenient lamppost. I had the Good Bike (Tifosi) with me so I
    thought "what the hell" and rode up to the door which, being automatic,
    opened ahead of me - SO I CARRIED ON IN.

    OK, I hopped off withing 3 feet of the door but this is still radical
    behaviour for me. I'm sure I've never been the same since that bang on
    the head. I walked around the shop went to the checkout and paid and no
    one said a word. But I'm not sure I've got the nerve to do it again.

  2. Not Responding said:

    After having read about the practice here and elsewhere, I finally did
    it; took my bike with me into a shop.

    It was only a Tesco Express and I was only after an emergency bottle
    of wine but, as I approached I realised there was *no* bike parking.
    Not even a convenient lamppost. I had the Good Bike (Tifosi) with me
    so I thought "what the hell" and rode up to the door which, being
    automatic, opened ahead of me - SO I CARRIED ON IN.

    OK, I hopped off withing 3 feet of the door but this is still radical
    behaviour for me. I'm sure I've never been the same since that bang on
    the head. I walked around the shop went to the checkout and paid and
    no one said a word. But I'm not sure I've got the nerve to do it
    again.

    Another way of looking at it - what's largest and more likely to block
    aisles - a bike or a fully laden shopping cart?

  3. "Not Responding" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    After having read about the practice here and elsewhere, I finally did
    it; took my bike with me into a shop.

    I did very much the same at a Marriott Hotel recently. I was there for a
    one day conference. There was no cycle parking so I walked in with my bike.

    Much to my surprise NO-ONE said anything.

    I simply wheeled the bike through to the conference room and 'parked' it at
    the back of the room.

    On leaving at the end of the day I wheeled it out through the bar and lobby.
    No comment from anyone.

    Did I look THAT bolshie??

    T

  4. "Tony W" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    I did very much the same at a Marriott Hotel recently. I was there for a
    one day conference. There was no cycle parking so I walked in with my
    bike.

    Much to my surprise NO-ONE said anything.

    I simply wheeled the bike through to the conference room and 'parked' it
    at
    the back of the room.

    On leaving at the end of the day I wheeled it out through the bar and
    lobby.
    No comment from anyone.

    Did I look THAT bolshie??

    T

    Actually I've found hotels to be wonderfully accommodating for bike parking.
    I've just told them in advance that I'm bring a bike which requires secure
    parking and I've been able to either park it in my room or it's been kept in
    a locked garage/store room for me.

    Cheers, helen s

  5. Tony W said:


    I did very much the same at a Marriott Hotel recently. I was there for a
    one day conference. There was no cycle parking so I walked in with my bike.

    Much to my surprise NO-ONE said anything.

    Do that all the time and in some much posher hotels. You just have to
    do it with confidence. I have been approached on one or two occassions
    by the Bell Captain to ask "Can I take that for you sir"

    Rocco Forte hotels are very good but then Rocco Forte is a cyclist who's
    done two Etapes du Tour and competes in triathalons

    Tony

  6. "Helen C Simmons" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Actually I've found hotels to be wonderfully accommodating for bike


    parking.

    Quoted message said:

    I've just told them in advance that I'm bring a bike which requires secure
    parking and I've been able to either park it in my room or it's been kept


    in

    Quoted message said:

    a locked garage/store room for me.

    If staying overnight I would either leave the bike outside or wheel it into
    the lobby and say I'm taking it to my room -- unless they can offer a better
    alternative.

    Good hotels have no great problem with this. Some cheaper chains get
    discombobulated.

    The surprise at the Marriot was the complete lack of any comment as I simply
    wheeled the bike past several staff.

    T

  7. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Do that all the time and in some much posher hotels. You just have to
    do it with confidence.

    The old 'I do this all the time trick. That migt have been what got me
    through. Perhaps I did look that bolshie.

    Quoted message said:

    I have been approached on one or two occassions
    by the Bell Captain to ask "Can I take that for you sir"

    Was it left outside your door, cleaned and polished in the morning?

    T

  8. On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 16:58:10 +0000, Not Responding <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    After having read about the practice here and elsewhere, I finally did
    it; took my bike with me into a shop.

    It was only a Tesco Express and I was only after an emergency bottle of
    wine but, as I approached I realised there was *no* bike parking. Not
    even a convenient lamppost. I had the Good Bike (Tifosi) with me so I
    thought "what the hell" and rode up to the door which, being automatic,
    opened ahead of me - SO I CARRIED ON IN.

    OK, I hopped off withing 3 feet of the door but this is still radical
    behaviour for me. I'm sure I've never been the same since that bang on
    the head. I walked around the shop went to the checkout and paid and no
    one said a word. But I'm not sure I've got the nerve to do it again.

    What we need is "drive" thru supermarkets.

    That way you can glide effortlessly in through the automatic doors,
    smoothly past the wine aisle picking up your bottle of red and then on
    towards the purpose designed checkout. They could have the big bucket
    type arrangement you see on road/bridge tolls, where you just throw
    the correct change into a big scoop and carry merrily on your way.

    --

    Call me "Bob"

    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a
    little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"

    Benjamin Franklin

    Email address is spam trapped, to reply directly remove the beverage.

  9. On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 16:58:10 +0000, Not Responding <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    After having read about the practice here and elsewhere, I finally did
    it; took my bike with me into a shop.

    It was only a Tesco Express and I was only after an emergency bottle of
    wine but, as I approached I realised there was *no* bike parking. Not
    even a convenient lamppost. I had the Good Bike (Tifosi) with me so I
    thought "what the hell" and rode up to the door which, being automatic,
    opened ahead of me - SO I CARRIED ON IN.

    OK, I hopped off withing 3 feet of the door but this is still radical
    behaviour for me. I'm sure I've never been the same since that bang on
    the head. I walked around the shop went to the checkout and paid and no
    one said a word. But I'm not sure I've got the nerve to do it again.

    Since you're just down the road from me - let me know next time and
    I'll join you.

  10. "Adrian Boliston" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Not Responding said:

    After having read about the practice here and elsewhere, I finally did
    it; took my bike with me into a shop.

    It was only a Tesco Express and I was only after an emergency bottle
    of wine but, as I approached I realised there was *no* bike parking.
    Not even a convenient lamppost. I had the Good Bike (Tifosi) with me
    so I thought "what the hell" and rode up to the door which, being
    automatic, opened ahead of me - SO I CARRIED ON IN.

    OK, I hopped off withing 3 feet of the door but this is still radical
    behaviour for me. I'm sure I've never been the same since that bang on
    the head. I walked around the shop went to the checkout and paid and
    no one said a word. But I'm not sure I've got the nerve to do it
    again.

    Another way of looking at it - what's largest and more likely to block
    aisles - a bike or a fully laden shopping cart?


    I regularly cycle to Tesco's Cheshunt, park the bike outside and take my
    bike trailer in with me and use it as a shopping trolley. No one seems to
    mind, in fact the only lady who stopped me wanted to know where she could
    get one because she thought it was such a good idea!
    Chris Nowak

  11. Helen C Simmons said:

    Actually I've found hotels to be wonderfully accommodating for bike parking.
    I've just told them in advance that I'm bring a bike which requires secure
    parking and I've been able to either park it in my room or it's been kept in
    a locked garage/store room for me.

    At one small hotel in County Cavan I was told my bike could be kept in a
    secure store at the back. This turned out to be the beer store. I
    suggested I'd best stay there with the bike overnight "just in case",
    but no luck.

    --
    Joe * If I cannot be free I'll be cheap

  12. Tony W composed the following;:

    Quoted message said:

    "Not Responding" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    After having read about the practice here and elsewhere, I finally
    did it; took my bike with me into a shop.

    I did very much the same at a Marriott Hotel recently. I was there
    for a one day conference. There was no cycle parking so I walked in
    with my bike.

    Much to my surprise NO-ONE said anything.

    I simply wheeled the bike through to the conference room and 'parked'
    it at the back of the room.

    On leaving at the end of the day I wheeled it out through the bar and
    lobby. No comment from anyone.

    Did I look THAT bolshie??

    Maybe they could see you had balls through the Lycra ... 😉

    --
    Paul ...
    http://www.4x4prejudice.org/index.php
    (8(!) Homer Rules ... 😉
    "A [censored] is a [censored], no matter what mode of transport they're using."

  13. On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 19:19:48 GMT, Call me Bob
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    What we need is "drive" thru supermarkets.

    Ah, no - as any Leftpondian cyclist will tell you, bikes are banned
    from drive-thru lanes for "safety reasons".

    Guy
    --
    "then came ye chavves, theyre cartes girded wyth candels
    blue, and theyre beastes wyth straynge horn-lyke thyngs
    onn theyre arses that theyre fartes be herde from myles
    around." Chaucer, the Sheppey Tales

  14. "Paul - [censored]" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Maybe they could see you had balls through the Lycra ... 😉

    No -- I was in mufti

    T

  15. Quoted message said:

    Actually I've found hotels to be wonderfully accommodating for bike parking.
    I've just told them in advance that I'm bring a bike which requires secure
    parking and I've been able to either park it in my room or it's been kept in
    a locked garage/store room for me.


    I found the King's Head in Richmond to be very accomodating. Even got
    a discounted room as well as bike parking facilities in the lobby.

    t'other Vernon
    in Leeds

  16. "Not Responding" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    I walked around the shop went to the checkout and paid and no
    one said a word. But I'm not sure I've got the nerve to do it again.

    Why not? It is clearly considered acceptable -- otherwise someone would
    have complained.

  17. Tony W said:

    "Not Responding" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    I walked around the shop went to the checkout and paid and no
    one said a word. But I'm not sure I've got the nerve to do it again.

    Why not? It is clearly considered acceptable -- otherwise someone would
    have complained.

    And what's the worst they're going to do? Ask you to leave?

    Tony

  18. Jon Senior said:


    Well done that man. I've never had the guts to do that without first
    sheepishly asking the staff (My bike has seen the inside of the
    Playhouse box office on a number of occasions!).

    Nah, stride in, walk up to the first employee you see and say "Excuse
    me, do you have somewhere I can tuck my bike away safely" as if it were
    an everyday event. People very rarely challenge you if you look
    confident and as if you should be there. Look unsure and immediately
    they know they have the upper hand.

    Tony

  19. Tony Raven said:

    Nah, stride in, walk up to the first employee you see and say "Excuse
    me, do you have somewhere I can tuck my bike away safely"

    I tried this in Southampton Safeway once (I'd left my lock at home) and was
    told that no bicycles were allowed in the shop (not even just inside the
    door): manager's orders. I said they'd lose my trade, as I couldn't leave
    the bike outside unlocked; they couldn't care less.

    Funny thing is, though, I quite often see a /motorbike/ parked just inside
    the door after hours -- I presume it belongs to a staff member.

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