Limerics (again)

in message <[email hidden]>, Richard Bates

(') said:

In case of a really steep hill
Scientists have invented a pill
For cyclists to ingest
And climb without a rest

Don't leave it in the fridge David Mill.

Errrr....

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Here goes:

In case of a really steep hill
Scientists have invented a pill
For cyclists to ingest
And climb without a rest
But EPO still fits the bill

The Shimano groupset XT
Is no better than their cheaper Tourney
But it costs a lot more
From a bicycle store
So you know youre better of with Campy (Sorry but it didn;t rhyme with Campag)

Bryan

Richard Bates said:

Final lines please - The best will win a prize of a used brake block
(winner pays first class courier postage)

To ride a zero toothed sprocket
One must carry a black hole in their pocket
Only then may one go
But to where one won't know,

But we'll follow behind you by rocket.

Quoted message said:

Mr Muddle, he was such a fool,
Buying a rubber multi-tool,
It bent in his fist,
When he gave it a twist

It usually does, as a rule.

Quoted message said:

In case of a really steep hill
Scientists have invented a pill
For cyclists to ingest
And climb without a rest

But think of the medical bill!

Quoted message said:

The Shimano groupset XT
Is no better than their cheaper Tourney
But it costs a lot more
From a bicycle store

Although if you nick it, it's free.

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Dave...

"Richard Bates" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Final lines please - The best will win a prize of a used brake block
(winner pays first class courier postage)

To ride a zero toothed sprocket
One must carry a black hole in their pocket
Only then may one go
But to where one won't know,

Maybe just down the road but don't knock it

Quoted message said:

Mr Muddle, he was such a fool,
Buying a rubber multi-tool,
It bent in his fist,
When he gave it a twist

Just like the knob of a mule

(I'll get me coat)

Quoted message said:

In case of a really steep hill
Scientists have invented a pill
For cyclists to ingest
And climb without a rest

Then descend fast for a thrill

Quoted message said:

The Shimano groupset XT
Is no better than their cheaper Tourney
But it costs a lot more
From a bicycle store

For suckers like you but not me

Pete