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A Neutron walks into a bar...

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  1. A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender brings the beer and the neutron asks..."how much"...the bartender replies "for you, no charge".

  2. That's a good one. I heard a variation on it once: An electron and nuetron are walking down the street and accidentally bump into each other. The nuetron dusts himself off and asks the electron, "Are you OK?" "I don't think so," replies the electron. "Are you sure?" says the nuetron. The electron replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

  3. I thought the proton was positive and the electron was negative?

    Oh the joy of good clean fun.

  4. Hickabod said:

    I thought the proton was positive and the electron was negative?

    Oh the joy of good clean fun.

    It's because the electron loses charge to the neutron! lol.. got to love science jokes!

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