Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new girlfriend.
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Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new girlfriend.
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o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
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On 2005-03-18, Ride-A-Lot penned:
Quoted message said:Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new girlfriend.
Hah. I'm sitting there thinking, wow, she looks like she's wearing Depends,
and then I read the text. Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks those
undies are heinous.
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monique
"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
-- Mark Twain
Monique Y. Mudama said:On 2005-03-18, Ride-A-Lot penned:
Quoted message said:Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new girlfriend.
Hah. I'm sitting there thinking, wow, she looks like she's wearing Depends,
and then I read the text. Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks those
undies are heinous.
They are pretty bad, but who's looking at the undies?
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o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
www.schnauzers.ws
Ride-A-Lot said:Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new girlfriend.
I usually don't care much for the hottie du jour, but I must say I have
a weakness for lovely Latin ladies such as Jessica, Selma, or Penelope.
The diaper look and the fake blond hair really have to go, but man she
is sooo hot. If I didn't already have the cool, dirty girl version (my
wife, who's look has been compared to Ms. Alba) I might be trying to
chase her down too (which of course would be a great setup for
disappointment).
On the minus side, she defines herself as a "girly girl" which I doubt
I'd have the patience for.
I guess I'll just stick with what I've got and enjoy the skiing and
biking too.
Matt (one lucky [censored])
Monique Y. Mudama said:On 2005-03-18, Ride-A-Lot penned:
Quoted message said:Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new
girlfriend.Hah. I'm sitting there thinking, wow, she looks like she's wearing
Depends, and then I read the text. Apparently I'm not the only one
who thinks those undies are heinous.
Yes, she really should remove them. (He said admonishingly.)
I'm with Matt -- she looked much better in Dark Angel (brunette toughie)
than all blondie and frilly.
Still, she could put on a red fuzzy clown wig and...
Sigh.
B.
Meh...my wifes better looking and she's real.
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Quoted message said:Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new girlfriend.
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D. Dub said:Meh...my wifes better looking and she's real.
"Ride-A-Lot" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new
girlfriend.
Delusional top-poster says "Huh?"
Ride-A-Lot said:Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new girlfriend.
I read a little further into the Website and in an interview she said
she likes one night stands. When she wakes up the next morning it's
best if you are not there.
Hmmm... A night of hot filthy yum yum and no commitments. That's my
kind of girl!
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Your wife's prettier than Jessica, without a doubt. I'm lucky to have
a cool, dirty girl, too. I'm happy to snowboard with her, she's happy
to mtn bike with me, I'm happy to see Morrissey with her, she's happy
to see the Locust with me.
G.T. said:Your wife's prettier than Jessica, without a doubt. I'm lucky to have
a cool, dirty girl, too. I'm happy to snowboard with her, she's happy
to mtn bike with me, I'm happy to see Morrissey with her, she's happy
to see the Locust with me.
Well thanks. There's are many beautiful (physically and otherwise) women
in the world. I'm just glad I'm fortunate enough to have one (the best
one as far as I can tell) who wants to share her life with me.
Woo-hoo!
Matt
G.T. said:Your wife's prettier than Jessica, without a doubt. I'm lucky to
have
Quoted message said:a cool, dirty girl, too. I'm happy to snowboard with her, she's
happy
Quoted message said:to mtn bike with me, I'm happy to see Morrissey with her, she's happy
to see the Locust with me.
You and Matt are fortunate lads, indeed.
JD
you guys are easily impressed
"Ride-A-Lot" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:Ride-A-Lot said:Sorry girls, this ain't for you.
Number 1 on my list should I ever find myself needing a new girlfriend.
I read a little further into the Website and in an interview she said she
likes one night stands. When she wakes up the next morning it's best if
you are not there.Hmmm... A night of hot filthy yum yum and no commitments. That's my kind
of girl!--
o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
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